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March 2010 (1)
- 10: I can’t believe I found it! (0)
February 2010 (6)
- 24: No Sex, No Drugs, No Wine, No Women, No Fun, No Sin, No You, No wonder it’s dark (0)
- 19: I’ll leave it to you (5)
- 19: Days like today (2)
- 18: Olympics to-the-death! (1)
- 17: Thank you Palo Alto Utilities! (0)
- 09: I guess I should have been more clear (12)
January 2010 (1)
- 30: I am middle aged, apparently. (11)
December 2009 (1)
- 07: See, this is why I needed a brother… (9)
August 2009 (2)
- 28: Awww. (17)
- 11: AYSO is hard core (13)
July 2009 (5)
- 27: Dear Mom: please don't murder me (13)
- 20: Awesome day (6)
- 16: My fortune (2)
- 15: Missing 'Go Read It Today'? (0)
- 11: My memory has just been sold (5)
May 2009 (1)
- 08: DVD "extras"? Give me a break. (12)
April 2009 (2)
- 24: Answer to: Who Stumbled me? (11)
- 23: One hell of a long day (6)
March 2009 (4)
- 31: How I have ruined my children (21)
- 26: I'm not Australian (14)
- 07: Want (11)
- 03: Handmade Fashion Week (2)
February 2009 (3)
- 19: Hey, so speaking of X, let me tell you about Y… (23)
- 16: My biggest problem with "Lost" (12)
- 11: What would it take to stimulate my economy? (11)
January 2009 (3)
- 30: I'll never admit which ones… (12)
- 27: Let's see, why have I been so quiet? (26)
- 07: Go Read It Today, January 7, 2009 (9)
December 2008 (12)
- 25: We've got creatures stirring (7)
- 24: Get your special breakfast ready now (1)
- 19: Why I no longer use the Comment Luv plugin (21)
- 17: Shhh, it's just a hint… (32)
- 13: Craig won't let me use this as our Christmas card (8)
- 12: My favorite time of the week (5)
- 10: What is an affiliate program, and how to use it for good over the holidays (5)
- 09: Unfortunate yet hilarious ad placement (2)
- 08: [Giveaway] Wonderful Lands' End goodies – a little something for everyone (328)
- 07: Where do you draw the blogging line? (26)
- 04: [Giveaway] $50 Kohl's Gift Card (862)
- 02: [Giveaway] Nonny & Boo Baby Sling (95)
November 2008 (10)
- 19: Lunchbox dilemma (10)
- 17: Why I'll never be a speech therapist (13)
- 17: Forgive me whilst I pimp myself to you (0)
- 12: Fuck (4)
- 11: Because everything reminds me of Seinfeld (14)
- 11: [Giveaway] Epson Artisan 800 Wireless All-in-One Photo Printer (722)
- 10: BlogHer 2009 will be in … (14)
- 08: We as a people will get there (8)
- 07: Why must you make shopping so hard? (14)
- 02: Halloween Horror Story: Where have I gone wrong? (25)
October 2008 (4)
- 29: [Giveaway] LeapFrog FLY Fusion Pentop Computer & Algebra Software (407)
- 18: Why my 5 year old is voting for McCain (18)
- 16: My very humble but clearly impossible dream (14)
- 12: We went out on a school night. We've still got it. (6)
September 2008 (10)
- 25: Date Night (12)
- 23: "Aggregation without aggravation" Sounds great, right? (5)
- 21: Four BlogHer Reach Tours have been cancelled (3)
- 17: Writing this with half a brain (43)
- 07: My new favorite band: !!! (6)
- 06: Delayed disclosure is better than none at all (6)
- 05: Henry (10)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Friday, September 5, 2008 (10)
- 03: I really thought everyone knew this about Stairway to Heaven (7)
- 01: Get out of town, Gustav (2)
August 2008 (11)
- 31: You're kidding me, right? (7)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, August 26, 2008 (9)
- 25: Trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind? (29)
- 22: I've been out of the loop for a couple of decades — is there a PC term for these yet? (5)
- 21: This week has been very Chimpspirational (8)
- 20: Why can't children just have hooves? (8)
- 19: Taking small children to Star Wars: The Clone Wars (Who knew Battle Droids were so funny?) (13)
- 18: Still haven't gotten over you yet (11)
- 17: Well, I'm gonna treat you like the queen you are. (7)
- 08: BlogHer 2009 will be in … (47)
- 06: Now that's what I call a party. Yee Haw! (10)
July 2008 (11)
- 26: Thank god I had my roots done (26)
- 25: Wow, that went fast (35)
- 22: "Crazy Eyes. They're Watching Yooou." (33)
- 21: In the meantime, ponder this (4)
- 15: Your "I'm not going to BlogHer" survival guide (50)
- 14: Making "Terrorist Fist Jab" seem like a reasonable turn of phrase (11)
- 11: Help me decide which video game system to get (30)
- 11: I am terrified to go to BlogHer (13)
- 07: Ariel should sleep with the fishes. For reals. (38)
- 03: Guilt is a powerful force (24)
- 02: Why should women always have to be nice? (67)
June 2008 (8)
- 30: Frankie say what? And other signs of the Apocalypse. (26)
- 18: I love handmade things. They make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. (23)
- 15: Sunday Morning just isn't the same (9)
- 06: 12 seconds of awesome (6)
- 05: Agree? Disagree? Abstain? (6)
- 05: Are you kidding me? (6)
- 04: Finally. (7)
- 02: A snippet of (my) married life (14)
May 2008 (22)
- 29: It's Showtime! (10)
- 28: I'm very proud. (11)
- 27: I guess I took this 'holiday' thing a little too far (13)
- 26: They've got PMS all wrong (11)
- 23: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 23, 2008 (7)
- 21: What could turn me to the Dark Side (5)
- 19: Why I love Saturday night (24)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 17, 2008 (6)
- 16: So what do we eat around here anyway? (9)
- 15: OK. Everyone get out your remote controls. Now point them at me. (6)
- 14: Get your Vimeo videos to appear in Google Reader (4)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 (2)
- 12: Everyone get down with the new. The improved. The better than ever. KiRTSY! (9)
- 09: I'm not really sure how to write this post without sounding like a massive tool (32)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 9, 2008 (3)
- 08: Kindergarten visit: smashing success (8)
- 07: Slow down. You're only five one time. (23)
- 05: Documenting my bad parenting with a bad video (15)
- 04: It's a baby shower! (9)
- 03: Typical Saturday in the Jurney house (9)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 3, 2008 (2)
- 02: Open letter to PR drones intent on wasting my time (23)
April 2008 (15)
- 30: Maria Shriver comes to Palo Alto for a Book Signing (9)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 (8)
- 28: A great way to interact with the commenters on your blog (20)
- 28: Lions, and Tigers, and Bears, Oh Crap! (4)
- 25: I cured my insomnia without prescription drugs (26)
- 23: It's hard to be the youngest of 3 closely-spaced boys (4)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 21, 2008 (0)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 15, 2008 (1)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 13, 2008 (1)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 12, 2008 (2)
- 10: So why did J&J send me to New Jersey anyway? (34)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 (1)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 7, 2008 (1)
- 05: Friday Night (16)
- 02: What happens at Camp Baby, stays at Camp Baby. Not. (2)
March 2008 (11)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 31, 2008 (1)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 29, 2008 (8)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 26, 2008 (1)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, March 25, 2008 (1)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 24, 2008 (1)
- 21: Watch these relevant documents (15)
- 18: Why school is not for boys. At least not Mike. (21)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 17, 2008 (1)
- 13: I'm feeling corpsy, but thanks for asking (14)
- 12: You've got to be kidding me, it's only Wednesday? (5)
- 02: Please buy these things before I have to (15)
February 2008 (21)
- 28: Do you play a lot of Nintendo DS games? I have a question for you. (29)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 (0)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 21, 2008 (1)
- 20: How to get to BlogHer '08 on a BlogHership. Plus, as a bonus, how to pimp your business. Multi-tasking! (7)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 19, 2008 (3)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 17, 2008 (0)
- 17: Do you have your own business? I want to link to you. (9)
- 17: Enlighten me. Open me up to something new. Expand my horizons. (25)
- 16: Get $100 off your BlogHer '08 Conference registration, and come play with me in San Francisco. It's Win-freakin-Win! (25)
- 15: All three kids are out of school until Wednesday (5)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 14, 2008 (0)
- 14: Please let me give you money (14)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 13, 2008 (1)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 12, 2008 (0)
- 12: This is not helping my stress level at all (8)
- 11: If this were an accurate blog post about the state of my life… (12)
- 05: Art and Politics. I know what I like. (14)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 3, 2008 (1)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 2, 2008 (3)
- 01: Formless (9)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Friday, February 1, 2008 (4)
January 2008 (23)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 31, 2008 (0)
- 30: Who do these a-holes think they are? (26)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 30, 2008 (0)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 (2)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, January 29, 2008 (0)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Monday, January 28, 2008 (0)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Sunday, January 27, 2008 (0)
- 26: Of course, now I smell like a drunk hippie (7)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Friday, January 25, 2008 (0)
- 24: A brief housekeeping note plus some frippery (2)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 24, 2008 (2)
- 14: Fun with the alphabet and crayolas (14)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Friday, January 11, 2008 (2)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 (0)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 (0)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Monday, January 7, 2008 (0)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Sunday, January 6, 2008 (7)
- 05: I have felt like this for years about network news (18)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Saturday, January 5, 2008 (2)
- 04: "These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall." (12)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Friday, January 4, 2008 (1)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 3, 2008 (0)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 2, 2008 (0)
December 2007 (30)
- 24: "I am for shizz up the spout" (14)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Monday, December 24, 2007 (0)
- 23: Days: numbered (4)
- 23: "These are for friends?" (6)
- 22: Ensuring their hearts are in the right places (2)
- 21: "Still" believing (10)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Friday, December 21, 2007 (0)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Friday, December 21, 2007 (0)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Thursday, December 20, 2007 (0)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 (1)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, December 8, 2007 (2)
- 18: Caution Dumbasses: Hot Coffee is Hot (24)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Thursday, December 13, 2007 (2)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Thursday, December 13, 2007 (3)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, December 12, 2007 (5)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, December 11, 2007 (1)
- 10: Cat in a dog crate. What? Doesn't everyone do that? (15)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Monday, December 10, 2007 (3)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Monday, December 10, 2007 (2)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Sunday, December 9, 2007 (1)
- 09: Go Read It Today * SPECIAL EDITION * even people who don't normally read these GRIT posts will find this special… Really! (4)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Saturday, December 8, 2007 (1)
- 08: This is too much (0)
- 07: Welcome to the new home of Go Read It Today! (2)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, December 4, 2007 (4)
- 04: Is this better or worse than doing nothing at all? (7)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Monday, December 3, 2007 (2)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Sunday, December 2, 2007 (1)
- 02: I clearly have some sort of problem… (17)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Saturday, December 1, 2007 (2)
November 2007 (24)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Friday, November 30, 2007 (5)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 29, 2007 (1)
- 22: On this, the National Day of Eating and Food Worship, I present to you: advertisers who think we are morons (27)
- 21: I'm pretty sure this means that with or without a handbasket, we're going to Hell (16)
- 19: Another sign I married well (13)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Saturday, November 17, 2007 (0)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Friday, November 16, 2007 (0)
- 15: Keep your hands where I can see 'em, Buddy (38)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 (2)
- 14: A note on my hand, that should work. Right? (7)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 (2)
- 12: No (25)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Friday, November 9, 2007 (4)
- 09: "OK, so let's say Craig dies first…" (9)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 8, 2007 (1)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, November 7, 2007 (3)
- 06: Why I swear on my blog (73)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, November 6, 2007 (0)
- 05: I apologize to any coworkers I scared the crap out of today (16)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Monday, November 5, 2007 (1)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Sunday, November 4, 2007 (3)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Saturday, November 3, 2007 (1)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Friday, November 2, 2007 (3)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 1, 2007 (5)
October 2007 (16)
- 31: "Happy Halloween" (or "The post that will bite me in the ass one year hence") (7)
- 30: Rumbly earthquake here in Palo Alto, CA (12)
- 27: NoMoFoBloHo (15)
- 25: I have three sons, and they are as different from each other as night and day. Keeps me on my toes. (21)
- 23: Your "good mommy" challenge for today (28)
- 19: Working at Home (11)
- 19: Come out, come out wherever you are! (6)
- 18: Am I a fuddy duddy? (21)
- 17: Grrr, Toddler Mad (9)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Friday, October 12, 2007 (0)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Thursday, October 11, 2007 (0)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 (4)
- 09: I didn't sign up for this particular "new attitude" (31)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, October 9, 2007 (1)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Monday, October 8, 2007 (3)
- 08: If you can't say anything nice… (9)
September 2007 (15)
- 27: Let's all play Name That Disorder! (19)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, September 25, 2007 (2)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Friday, September 21, 2007 (3)
- 19: Hey, like I was saying… Hi! (43)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Friday, September 14, 2007 (6)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Thursday, September 13, 2007 (1)
- 12: Help a sister out. I don't want to look sad, friendless and alone! (17)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, September 11, 2007 (1)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Monday, September 10, 2007 (1)
- 09: You Said It, Sunday, September 9, 2007 (7)
- 05: Am I watching them, or are they watching me? (19)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 (1)
- 04: Is there a Murphy's Law for sleep? (13)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, September 4, 2007 (3)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Monday, September 3, 2007 (5)
August 2007 (27)
- 31: What it took to get us to where we are now. It exhausts me just reading about it. (34)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Friday, August 31, 2007 (3)
- 30: Did you wonder why I took a blog break? (13)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Thursday, August 30, 2007 (2)
- 29: But are they really supposed to frighten children and gross-out adults? I think not. (9)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 (2)
- 28: I am completely, utterly, and profoundly relieved (22)
- 24: I'm not back yet, but does anyone want a Cre8Buzz invite? (35)
- 20: I'll be your bridge, your flowering tree. You can still depend on me. (23)
- 19: Why I stopped blogging (for the most part) (4)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Thursday, August 16, 2007 (1)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 (2)
- 14: I miss it already, but at least it isn't going to, you know, crush anybody now (20)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, August 14, 2007 (1)
- 13: I'm starting to feel seriously oppressed by The Man (35)
- 12: Didn't they cut that cord? (4)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Friday, August 10, 2007 (5)
- 08: Why you all up in my grill, Busdriver Man? (40)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 (0)
- 07: It looks cool, but there's a good chance I would mangle myself on it. (27)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, August 7, 2007 (1)
- 05: Analyze THIS! (11)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Saturday, August 4, 2007 (3)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Friday, August 3, 2007 (2)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Thursday, August 2, 2007 (10)
- 01: You may have noticed the sa-weet new ticker in my sidebar. (38)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 1, 2007 (4)
July 2007 (38)
- 31: How BlogHer '07 was like a rousing game of 52 Pickup (18)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 31, 2007 (0)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Monday, July 30, 2007 (3)
- 29: More folks I met this weekend at BlogHer '07 in Chicago (12)
- 26: Live-heckling BlogHer (8)
- 25: One year ago today. A blogging roundup and travelling by air to Blogher in Chicago. (30)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 24, 2007 (2)
- 22: Full Circle (7)
- 20: Gone in 60… um 10 seconds (14)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 19, 2007 (1)
- 18: def: "Bouf" as in "Stop boufing your brother!" (10)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, July 18, 2007 (1)
- 17: A day in my life. Now with clubhouses. (7)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 17, 2007 (9)
- 16: The first one is free. After that it's definitely gonna cost 'ya. (16)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Monday, July 16, 2007 (4)
- 15: A Question of Miscommunication (9)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Friday, July 13, 2007 (1)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 12, 2007 (2)
- 11: I needed that (15)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 (0)
- 10: Do these shoes make me look like a (blog) whore? (25)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 (5)
- 09: This is a Public Service Announcement. With guitar. (23)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Monday, July 9, 2007 (0)
- 08: Fighting My Inner Demons (5)
- 06: You freaking awesome bloggers asked for it, you freaking awesome bloggers got it. (14)
- 06: Partial list of freaking awesome bloggers who use full feeds (42)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Friday, July 6, 2007 (0)
- 05: This makes me cry every single time (10)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 5, 2007 (4)
- 04: How I choose winners in online random-drawing contests (18)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, July 4, 2007 (1)
- 03: Looking for another outlet for your writing? (5)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 3, 2007 (2)
- 02: So you really want to know what I think of my iPhone? Be careful what you ask for. (20)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Monday, July 2, 2007 (2)
- 01: I hate my mother in law (209)
June 2007 (45)
- 29: All Veggie Booty recalled (5)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Friday, June 29, 2007 (7)
- 28: Makes my heart go pitter-patter (14)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 28, 2007 (5)
- 27: OK, I get it now. I don't like it, but at least I understand. (22)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 27, 2007 (0)
- 26: Gloria, Don't You Think You're Fallin'? (5)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 26, 2007 (0)
- 25: My Sister is An Addict (9)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Monday, June 25, 2007 (5)
- 24: One free rant, just for you! (4)
- 22: My Label Maker is Broken This Week (30)
- 22: Go Read It Today, Friday, June 22, 2007 (5)
- 21: Having the left side altered this time (10)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 21, 2007 (4)
- 20: Screw the Pain Olympics (18)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 20, 2007 (1)
- 20: Mommy Business Trips (19)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 19, 2007 (1)
- 18: Mama's got a brand new blog. (7)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Monday, June 18, 2007 (2)
- 15: So where's Marlin Perkins when I need him? (13)
- 15: Want to be a guest blogger on The Plain Jane Mom Blog? (13)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Friday, June 15, 2007 (4)
- 14: The cars are listening… Watch what you say about them (6)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 14, 2007 (5)
- 14: Unreasonably happy (4)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June13, 2007 (3)
- 12: Beware of kenygodlove@yahoo.com, adoption scammer in Cameroon (36)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 (6)
- 11: Just for having married well (19)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Monday, June 11, 2007 (1)
- 08: Building, building, building… Rawhide! (8)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Friday, June 8, 2007 (1)
- 07: How did we end up as the home of all boys? (24)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 7, 2007 (3)
- 06: They did it again! Unbelievable… Our government agencies in "action" (11)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 (0)
- 05: Best dog-toddler toy ever! (3)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 (3)
- 04: "Be still my heart" a photo essay of another chapter ending (18)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Monday, June 4, 2007 (3)
- 01: Is this wrong or is it just me? (14)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Friday, June 1, 2007 (0)
- 01: My motto's always been: when it's right, it's right. (9)
May 2007 (58)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 31, 2007 (2)
- 30: What rocket scientist at Google Reader decided that 'mark all as read' needed a keyboard shortcut?? (10)
- 30: Aurora borealis comes in view. Aurora comes in view. (11)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 (5)
- 29: To see the evil and the good without hiding. You must help me if you can. (5)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007 (5)
- 27: Haven't disappeared, just became anti-social and unibomberish (14)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 26, 2007 (3)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 25, 2007 (5)
- 24: I'm back, and my right eye is slightly shorter now. (10)
- 24: Can you smell my eyeballs burning from your house? (8)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 24, 2007 (6)
- 23: Whoo doggy, that was a good day. (14)
- 23: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 23, 2007 (4)
- 22: Charities that matter to me (5)
- 22: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007 (4)
- 21: Remember Joey from "Friends"? (11)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Monday, May 21, 2007 (0)
- 20: Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was your morning? (20)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 20, 2007 (0)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 19, 2007 (3)
- 18: A blast from the past that makes me smile (3)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007 (4)
- 17: Come on listen to a story 'bout a boy named Chip. (20)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 17, 2007 (4)
- 16: You must be this —> cute to poop on my rug. Repeatedly. (10)
- 16: A visual demonstration of what happens when you let your guard down for 2 seconds. (10)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007 (2)
- 15: I love supporting local business, but you've got to work with me here, people. (15)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 15, 2007 (1)
- 14: Check out the sweetness and the cuteness and the softness… (12)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Monday, May 14, 2007 (4)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 13, 2007 (3)
- 12: Stick It In Your Queue: The Dog Whisperer (4)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 11, 2007 (3)
- 10: So about those glasses… maybe I should have a contest? (11)
- 10: 450,000 Evenflo Embrace infant car seats recalled for fall hazard (3)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 10, 2007 (0)
- 09: Well look at that… Word to the wise: I tuck. (18)
- 09: Are all PBS supporters whackados? (12)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 (1)
- 08: This morning I allowed a total stranger to smash my boobs in a specially-crafted boob-smashing device. (13)
- 08: They're all there to protect and serve, but… (3)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 8, 2007 (6)
- 07: TV shows that have done me wrong (15)
- 07: Giving "thinking" a new meaning since 1967 (2)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Monday, May 7, 2007 (4)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 6, 2007 (1)
- 05: Stick It In Your Queue: Before Sunrise (4)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 5, 2007 (1)
- 04: I've got a little secret to share with you thanks to Rebecca (7)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Friday, May 4, 2007 (6)
- 03: Being pushed into the fiery pit of a stranger's bottled-up anger. Fun times! (14)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 3, 2007 (1)
- 02: Insert witty comment about my freakishly square head -here- (14)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 2, 2007 (16)
- 01: Why do I do it? The reasons they are many, but I am only authorized to tell you the first five… (6)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 1, 2007 (9)
April 2007 (59)
- 30: Bloggers remember the victims of the tragedy at Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University (10)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 30, 2007 (7)
- 29: It's an obsession, really. Leptospermum scoparium and me. I will be overrun. (4)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 29, 2007 (4)
- 28: Stick It In Your Queue: Starship Troopers (9)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 28, 2007 (2)
- 27: OMG, I have so much to remind you about! (5)
- 27: Get the Slip N Slide, it's a baby shower! (5)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Friday, April 27, 2007 (4)
- 26: The Love Ambush. He never saw it coming, so he was powerless to resist. (9)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 26, 2007 (3)
- 25: Ways Chip believes us to be less than capable parents and, well, human beings. (4)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 (5)
- 24: Wll Mr. Short Fuse get the upper hand by learning to take deep breaths on the sidelines? (18)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 24, 2007 (3)
- 23: Sigh, I had such high hopes for "Hot Fuzz" (11)
- 23: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 23, 2007 (4)
- 20: I think it's time to hand him over to the trained (re)educational professionals. (12)
- 20: In Memoriam (3)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Friday, April 20, 2007 (6)
- 19: Who is the parent here — you or Quentin Tarantino? (14)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 19, 2007 (1)
- 18: For those who want to post about Virginia Tech on the One Day Blog Silence (7)
- 18: Are you the parent of a Dancing Queen in training? A young Tony Manero? (8)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 (6)
- 17: It is too horrible to think about, so why have I been doing it all day? (16)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 17, 2007 (12)
- 16: Villainous stick-shaped pretzels. You, yes you, are a bad influence on my children. (5)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 16, 2007 (4)
- 15: My sponsored post experiment wrap-up. I'm sorry I don't have any great insights to share. (19)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 15, 2007 (7)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 14, 2007 (3)
- 13: I do more shoddy parenting by 9am than you do all day. (Today wasn't exactly a high-point in my mothering career.) (22)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Friday, April 13, 2007 (4)
- 12: Check it, I have proof of the existence of brain activity in my own brain. (5)
- 12: I'm looking for advice from past BlogHer attendees and / or folks who know Chicago (13)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 12, 2007 (0)
- 11: A peek into my innermost, darkest, deepest soul. (Hint: It gets Jiggy in there.) (8)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 11, 2007 (1)
- 10: Fun for all the kids together. With minimal fighting. Really, I'm not making this up. (11)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 10, 2007 (6)
- 09: Teachers vs. Parents. Let the sharing begin. "Hear me crying, Kumbayah!" (14)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 9, 2007 (5)
- 08: Yawn, sleepy Sunday… (10)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 8, 2007 (0)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 7, 2007 (7)
- 06: Why Google Checkout really, really sucks. Heed my warning. Learn from my bad experience. (60)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Friday, April 6, 2007 (2)
- 05: Watch out for my MAN HANDS! For they are coming to get you! AARRRGH! (10)
- 05: What's next? A combination rave and proctological exam? Star-gazing and a pap smear? (5)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 5, 2007 (8)
- 04: Google to the rescue! Because spiders… who knew? (9)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 4, 2007 (6)
- 03: I need a new hairstyle. What do you think of this? (18)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 3, 2007 (7)
- 02: Does the show "Angel" get any better? Is it worth my time? (14)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Monday, April 2, 2007 (6)
- 01: Is April Fool's day going to last all day long? Because I don't think I can keep laughing until bedtime. (10)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 1, 2007 (4)
March 2007 (79)
- 31: Just in time for Easter and a much better guilty pleasure than those cadbury eggs (1)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 31, 2007 (1)
- 30: So I've finally managed to put up some real pictures of myself. (28)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Friday, March 30, 2007 (2)
- 29: Hey baby, do you come here often? Would you like to? wink wink… (11)
- 29: OK America, I've had it up to HERE with your voting. You suck. (14)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 29, 2007 (6)
- 28: Would it be "wrong" to deny my child "water" or any other "liquid" after, say 3pm? (23)
- 28: I managed to watch American Idol within 24 hours of its actual air date. Wow! (5)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 (4)
- 27: Toddler with Sharpie vs. household items. Spoiler: armed toddlers always win. (17)
- 27: A mind that's weak and a back that's strong. So how was your weekend? (3)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, March 27, 2007 (2)
- 26: I need to put faces to avatars, RSS feeds, and favicons. (17)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 26, 2007 (5)
- 25: I'm tired of screaming haircuts. Anyone use a flowbee? (For real, sigh.) (38)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Sunday, March 25, 2007 (3)
- 24: Amazingly adorable puppy alert. Bow down low to our new furry overlord. (16)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 24, 2007 (4)
- 23: Go Read It Today, Friday, March 23, 2007 (4)
- 22: Apparently Madonna wants to adopt another child from Africa, and here's why I don't care. (5)
- 22: Where American Idol shames me into a horrible admission (2)
- 22: Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 22, 2007 (3)
- 21: Some simple tips for more effectively spamming Plain Jane Mom. (8)
- 21: I believe this post is why people hate mommyblogs. Some things Chip does that I love. (5)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 21, 2007 (0)
- 20: OK, so maybe having the kids get older could turn out to be a good thing. Maybe. (5)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, March 20, 2007 (3)
- 19: What do preschoolers need to know about death, and who should be telling them? (21)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 19, 2007 (0)
- 18: Yeah, adusting to daylight savings time sucks. Except. (6)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Sunday, March 18, 2007 (2)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 17, 2007 (3)
- 16: The current favorite birthday present. Of course you're gonna build stuff with it. (6)
- 16: Mid-point report on my sponsored post experiment (12)
- 16: Where I draw a line in the freaking sand. I will never serve hors d'oeuvres to one year olds. (4)
- 16: My RL friends are going to think I'm nuts. (A conclusion that the rest of you have already reached, I'm afraid.) (6)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Friday, March 16, 2007 (3)
- 15: Ten years ago today I thought ten years later would be so very different. (16)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 15, 2007 (3)
- 14: What a difference a day makes. To my back yard. (4)
- 14: Mike's birthday party was fun but wiped me out for the rest of the day. (9)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 14, 2007 (1)
- 13: I'm not as good a mumbler as I thought… (8)
- 13: Up until now this had been a pretty forgettable day… (1)
- 13: Proof of my dementia: the first photo of myself that I show you is the worst one EVER taken of me. (16)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, March 13, 2007 (1)
- 12: I've seen the world's most boring violent movie. You ask "how is that possible, Jane?" (12)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 12, 2007 (0)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Sunday, March 11, 2007 (0)
- 10: I had a startling revelation in Target the other day. How sad is that? (15)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 10, 2007 (0)
- 09: No wonder they're so tired at night. Beating the cr@p out of each other all day every day will really wear a guy out. (6)
- 09: I have a plagiarism question for the great legal and ethical minds of our time. And you. (8)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Friday, March 9, 2007 (0)
- 08: Teh Internet, I don't understand all of her… (10)
- 08: Why do people think that you should get special service just because you've chosen to procreate? (7)
- 08: I am getting no love from the Chinese officials, and for that I am weeping salty, salty tears. (6)
- 08: Check this gorgeous copper saucepan. (0)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 8, 2007 (2)
- 07: MAN, I'm tired today. Where's that Calgon guy in the little boat when you need him? (0)
- 07: You already know what kind of kid parties I like to host and attend. Here's the flip-side. (4)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 7, 2007 (3)
- 06: "Mommy, I wanna tell you a story. But first, let me get my hat. Hey — look — a bird!" (3)
- 06: I just got back from the dentist, and boy are my arms tired. (Wait, is that the way that joke goes?) (2)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, March 6, 2007 (2)
- 05: I can say without a doubt that the people who read my blog are the nicest folks on teh intarnet. (6)
- 05: Oh, the internet she is a foul mistress. Especially when folks use her to complain about you behind your back. (29)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Monday, March 5, 2007 (1)
- 04: "Beat sugar and cream cheese until creamy. Stir in Cool Whip. Spread over pretzels." (4)
- 04: So that Idi Amin, not such a nice guy. But Forrest Whittaker? He's got him down. (2)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Sunday, March 4, 2007 (3)
- 03: Fly Plain Jane Mom. We love to fly and it shows. Well, replace "fly" with "eat"… (17)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 3, 2007 (2)
- 02: Why are those dirty, neglected children cackling? And why are they so demented? (2)
- 02: Is this breathy voice still sexy when followed by my discretely coughing out a lung? (5)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Friday, March 2, 2007 (4)
- 01: Post-birthday traumatic stress disorder. Not to be disrespectful or anything, but that needs to be recognized as a real condition. (2)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 1, 2007 (1)
February 2007 (65)
- 28: With my 3 lunatic boys, I find myself thinking about the effect of birth order quite a lot. (7)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 28, 2007 (1)
- 27: I love ice hockey for the noise, the fun, the excitement, and for how it reminds me of games I went to in college. (1)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 27, 2007 (2)
- 26: "Yo mama likes cool things" and other taunts my boys will hear daily as they grow into their gender-role-confused adulthood. (6)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Monday, February 26, 2007 (3)
- 25: Another date night, another evening where I felt like an adult. (1)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 25, 2007 (2)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 24, 2007 (1)
- 23: Madonna, adoption, and my take on the "controversy" — let's just talk about it. All of it. (0)
- 23: Go Read It Today, Friday, February 23, 2007 (3)
- 22: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 22, 2007 (1)
- 21: Go dumpster diving in the Golden State and you might end up the next Steve Jobs. (5)
- 21: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 21, 2007 (2)
- 20: Because I have a pea-sized brain and need to see information to understand it. Well, and because I'm a huge dork. (6)
- 20: How we decided to send our kids to daycare, and how we accidentally chose the perfect center for our family. (0)
- 20: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 20, 2007 (4)
- 19: Go Read It Today, Monday, February 19, 2007 (2)
- 18: I'm OUT, Baby, and I'm LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT! Also known as: how can I miss you if I can't go away? (6)
- 18: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 18, 2007 (1)
- 17: Dangerous bacteria found in Baby Food. Earth's Best: "Organic 2 Apple Peach Barley Wholesome Breakfast Baby Food" (9)
- 17: Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 17, 2007 (0)
- 16: Now we've done it. We've chosen a dog breed. Maybe I'll be housebreaking a puppy AND potty-training Chip at the same time! (11)
- 16: Go Read It Today, Friday, February 16, 2007 (2)
- 15: Hey there, hi there, ho there, you're as welcome as can be! (8)
- 15: Half million Fisher Price "Laugh and Learn" Bunnies Recalled. Also a recall of Link-N-Lite Magnetic Puzzles (3)
- 15: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 15, 2007 (1)
- 14: Yes, it's nice, but not even close to what I need in a house with 3 small boys. (4)
- 14: I need some help here. Let me know how you build up a skin of iron. And I don't mean by skipping the shea butter. (7)
- 14: Why did NONE of you tell me about this? I think my head is going to explode! (0)
- 14: Is this a sign of things to come? Third child rules the house with cunning and charm? And attitude? (1)
- 14: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 14, 2007 (1)
- 13: This one goes out to all the parents who are craftastically challenged. How to survive the creation of mass quantities of preschool Valentines. (5)
- 13: Every workday I pass the basket of evil. Every workday this year I have wished it dead. (5)
- 13: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 13, 2007 (0)
- 12: More from the boy who earlier today said, "Mommy, I'm falling in love with you." (4)
- 12: Go Read It Today, Monday, February 12, 2007 (0)
- 11: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 11, 2007 (1)
- 10: Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 10, 2007 (2)
- 09: I'm taking a mulligan. (2)
- 09: Go Read It Today, Friday, February 9, 2007 (0)
- 08: The start of my interest in photography. My dad's Brownie HawkEye box camera. (1)
- 08: More of me as a dork, this time with fewer teeth! At J.C. Penny's! With Dippity Doo in my hair! (3)
- 08: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 8, 2007 (1)
- 07: Have you ever wondered what I really look like? Well wonder no more. (7)
- 07: More Children's Jewelry recalled due to lead poisoning. (0)
- 07: L.L. Bean Infant Booties recalled for choking hazard. (0)
- 07: Are you doing South Beach and gagging on that foul vegetable (V8) juice? To the rescue! (5)
- 07: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 7, 2007 (2)
- 06: If you blog it, they will come. (911 is no longer any use to me, sigh.) (7)
- 06: Nearly 1 million Easy Bake Ovens recalled because kids are getting their hands stuck in them and burned. (5)
- 06: Another reason to publish full feeds instead of truncated summaries… (6)
- 06: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 6, 2007 (0)
- 05: So get up get, get get down. M-O-M is a joke in my town. (Or would you prefer some Rodney Dangerfield?) (10)
- 05: Go Read It Today, Monday, February 5, 2007 (2)
- 04: Outside in the cold distance a wild cat did growl. The best part of the Super Bowl! (4)
- 04: How I get the best deal on prescriptions. Oh, and drug prices are insane. (3)
- 04: Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 4, 2007 (2)
- 03: HERE COME THE JACKBOOTS. EVERYBODY TAKE COVER. Or maybe just me. (3)
- 03: Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 3, 2007 (1)
- 02: I have entered Mike into the Matrix. Just for him I chose the Red Pill. (5)
- 02: HA, I guess it is pretty obvious that purple is my favorite color! (6)
- 02: Go Read It Today, Friday, February 2, 2007 (3)
- 01: The MomPDA™ System. Bringing the Kwality direct to you and cutting out the middlewoman. (6)
- 01: Go Read It Today, Thursday, February 1, 2007 (0)
January 2007 (50)
- 31: Britax Regent appears to be in stock now. 5-point harness car seat for older kids. (15)
- 31: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 31, 2007 (1)
- 30: My personal Circle of Hell is apparently a foot-deep in puke. Who knew? (5)
- 30: Go Read It Today, Tuesday, January 30, 2007 (5)
- 29: My Mother in Law's Cream Cheese Coffee Cake. Delicious. Delectable. Delightful. (13)
- 29: Go Read It Today, Monday, January 29, 2007 (0)
- 28: Make your own Bisquick substitute. Because that's about as home-made as I get. (46)
- 28: An energy conservationist's dream. But I am flipping Freezing! (2)
- 28: Go Read It Today, Sunday, January 28, 2007 (0)
- 27: Why don't I ever let my kids watch PBS? Because I don't need them seeing all that violence. (15)
- 27: Jon Stewart coming to Jack's Big Music Show! I am WETTING myself with excitement! (2)
- 27: Go Read It Today, Saturday, January 27, 2007 (1)
- 26: Embarrasing confession involving Olivia Newton John and the squishy mass between my ears. (7)
- 26: Great stuff for your babies and kids. And one that's a good laugh! (0)
- 26: Go Read It Today, Friday, January 26, 2007 (1)
- 25: They defensively say, "That's Just How We Did It and You Turned Out OK!" I kind of get that now. (4)
- 25: Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 25, 2007 (3)
- 24: Why I publish using full feeds, and sploggers, scrapers, and other thieves bedamned. (7)
- 24: Old-fashioned Sudafed is making me punchy and loopy. But how will you notice the difference? (0)
- 24: Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 24, 2007 (1)
- 23: "Go Read It Today" for Tuesday, January 23, 2007 (3)
- 22: The best South Beach Diet Phase One dessert EVER! And I don't even have to make it myself! (15)
- 22: "Go Read It Today" for Monday, January 22, 2007 (3)
- 21: Health insurance saved us this time for sure. But what about people who don't work for large companies? (3)
- 21: "Go Read It Today" for Sunday, January 21, 2007 (3)
- 20: Blow My God, I finally got my hair cut today. And I no longer look like Cousin It. (0)
- 20: "Go Read It Today" for Saturday January 20, 2007 (1)
- 19: I just got mine, maybe you want one too. Well, only if you like Calphalon Commercial stuff. (7)
- 18: Little ears hear all, even when you're trying to be good. So why bother? (4)
- 18: On the plus-side, maybe he'll turn out to be as hunky as Cary Grant and can just walk around looking handsome for a living (1)
- 16: Something great from high school that sticks with me to this day. And, my goodness, that was a long time ago. (2)
- 15: Do you work in a tech job? And live under a rock? Then you might not have heard this. (2)
- 14: Coming soon. It chews on everything, poops on the rug, and bites you unexpectedly. NO, surprisingly it's not another toddler! (15)
- 13: YES, I can die happy! My life's goals have been reached. My place in history is secure. (6)
- 12: (You had BETTER be happy since I almost cut off my fingertip.) And the winner is…! (3)
- 12: Hello 2-year-old, let me explain the long-term benefits, so then, of course, you'll agree to go along. What? (23)
- 11: My own little cat burglar. Aw, isn't he adorable. Wait, what are those cop cars doing on our lawn?? (5)
- 10: The Toddler Manifesto. Even if I find it annoying to live with, it is nice to see him sticking up for himself. (And I heart hyphens.) (8)
- 09: I'm laughing so hard I can barely see to type this. Poor cat. Poor cat caretaker. Poor me. (0)
- 09: Put my feet where? Ok, sure. Whatever. Do you serve mochas? I'm in a bit of a rush here. (4)
- 09: "Somewhere a giraffe is crying? I don't get this, Jane!" It's a delurking contest. (20)
- 08: The South Beach Diet, she is a cruel mistress. But damn… (8)
- 08: Why is this giving me heart palpitations? It is just kindergarten. The child-eating machine. (14)
- 07: Bilibo for blogging. Too bad it won't fit on my behind. (4)
- 06: First "Footballer's Wives" then what? Help me with my Netflix queue please. (9)
- 05: They're all losing their tiny minds, so we're staying home to do it together. (12)
- 04: Oh, the Joys of being thin (1)
- 04: Yeah, I'm that person. You know, the total buzz-kill in curlers banging on the wall with a broom. (8)
- 03: Screw You Dr. Arthur Agatston. Wait. In 2 weeks I'll be loving you, so just check back then. M'kay? (12)
- 01: Congratulations IzzyMom! (1)
December 2006 (44)
- 31: I would rather have my wisdom teeth pulled… (2)
- 30: "Who am I? Why am I here?" And other ponderous thoughts usually best left for quieter times. (0)
- 23: At least he's very cute. Maybe he can be a chef? (2)
- 22: Looking for a Blogads invitation? A Blogads sponsor? Step right this way. (61)
- 22: It isn't Thanksgiving, but this is what I'm thankful for. And what is saving my sanity! (0)
- 21: Contest Winners! If it is you, gloat, if not, growl. Grrrrrrrr! (1)
- 19: Hi, nice to meet you. Yes, I blog about pee. And apparently I don't proofread. (5)
- 18: What the boys loved the most about our Thanksgiving trip. Hint: It wasn't the turkey. Or anything normal. (5)
- 18: Well, at least it is top-loading. I guess that's a good thing? (Work with me, people) (10)
- 18: 9Rules and Plain Jane Mom. I'm thrilled — to pieces actually! Really! Wow. (7)
- 17: Contest reminder… (0)
- 16: Can you help The Zero Boss? (0)
- 15: Am I cool? Are you funny? Life's big questions … oh, and a for real contest! (4)
- 15: They said 15-20 minutes, but it was more like 1.5 – 2.0 (2)
- 14: Imagine this said with a mad, scowly-face that is cuter than hell (5)
- 13: More later after I get some sleep, but it went great (10)
- 13: Sometimes I just don't need to know what happens after I step out of the room (6)
- 12: Oh my word, watch me disintegrate! (5)
- 12: "Ooooh, I like the way your balls smell" (2)
- 12: Pros of Chip's surgery (7)
- 11: I may heave (10)
- 10: Wanna be like a homeschooler, or maybe just have the gear? (5)
- 09: Bliss (6)
- 09: First mathy-shapinessness — and for free yet! (3)
- 08: Hickory Dickory Dock, The Mouse Ran Up the Clock (2)
- 08: Other opinions on adoption language (0)
- 08: Kids really get it — we should be listening (2)
- 08: Why didn't I think of this during NaBloPoMo?? Contests are the way to go! (2)
- 07: As if she were your own child (5)
- 06: A contest for the night owls — win a book instead of sleeping (2)
- 06: Win a Book RIGHT NOW! Hey, it's a contest, dude… (3)
- 06: LET'S GO, JAMES!!! (0)
- 06: Thank God I Had a C-Section! (9)
- 05: More about "Stuff" (5)
- 05: Veronica Mars (2)
- 05: Go to the doctor (3)
- 05: What do you know about the Safeguard 5-point Booster Seat? (10)
- 04: TJ Bearytales. OMG. Very weird. (8)
- 04: Why I still read infertility blogs (6)
- 04: The Soundtrack of Motherhood (8)
- 02: Choo Choo Soul — where to buy the music! (15)
- 02: He's kicking it and taking names (2)
- 02: Chip is going to lose his mind… (8)
- 01: Halloween "all gone!" (2)
November 2006 (54)
- 30: Christmas shopping confession (5)
- 30: They have their whole lives to be tethered to the flicker (11)
- 29: Christmas reminder (0)
- 29: The joy of the younger child (4)
- 28: Going Down to South Park (8)
- 28: Make me a sandwich (3)
- 28: Holiday Brain-Drain (8)
- 27: Grandma Helen at sweatpantsmom (0)
- 27: They're measuring them already?? (6)
- 26: Brothers helping brothers (2)
- 25: AHHHHHhhhh (0)
- 25: Welcome home, now get to work (9)
- 24: Our sweet dog (4)
- 23: Happy Thanksgiving (2)
- 22: Finally, something nice to sleep with (4)
- 21: And now for some fine hotness (4)
- 20: Plain Jane who?? (4)
- 19: Leave a massage at the sound of the beep. BEEP. (4)
- 18: Off to the middle of nowhere (7)
- 17: Ugh (0)
- 16: Phrases I hate to hear (3)
- 16: Adoption is not for animals (12)
- 16: Maybe Parcel Post? (0)
- 15: Blow me, Blogger (14)
- 15: I guess it's OK to talk like this… but only if it's about boys (6)
- 15: She can't take it any more, Captain, she's breaking up! (0)
- 15: This guy is unbelievable (5)
- 14: I'm just happy to be here (4)
- 14: WTF Technorati?? (0)
- 14: My kids are too young, but… (2)
- 14: Ice heals all (10)
- 14: HOW many thousands to slice my eyeballs?? (0)
- 13: Not sure what I covet… (2)
- 13: All in the name of "science" (0)
- 13: Making the 70s safe for humanity (0)
- 12: Another 4th birthday come and gone (4)
- 11: Deja vu all over again (10)
- 11: Selling my soul (4)
- 10: Car seat vs. Booster seat? (28)
- 09: Will this do it? (4)
- 09: Some Acetaminophen recalled — but you have to guess which ones! (3)
- 08: Sigh, Chip is turning into a kid (5)
- 07: Ode to Mr. Plain (3)
- 07: And the doctor said… (4)
- 06: One thing I love about my blog friends (13)
- 05: If it isn't malaria, then what is it? (8)
- 05: How I almost drowned a swim teacher today (8)
- 04: Back Off, Santa! (14)
- 03: I don't care if they learn that horse thing (0)
- 03: Because you've been dying to know (2)
- 02: Don't hate your Blogger friends (2)
- 02: Rock on, Dudelets! (3)
- 02: Holy Brick, Legoman! (3)
- 01: Eyeball doctors & other stuff (3)
October 2006 (46)
- 31: Why can't I be Supermother? (3)
- 31: "Prison Break" I am your bitch (10)
- 30: Amazing Kid Music — Choo-Choo Soul! (22)
- 30: I still haven't fallen back (6)
- 30: Fall BACK dammit! (5)
- 29: Great indoor games for the winter? (4)
- 29: What to do about Legos? (7)
- 28: My favorite meal (0)
- 27: Well said, Jill (1)
- 27: OK, but do you care what I had for dinner? (1)
- 27: Madonna and Child (Oh shut up — like you didn't think it) (3)
- 26: That'll be almost dinner (6)
- 25: "F-you and everyone who looks like you" (8)
- 25: Yo, Rescue Pack! and other games (0)
- 24: STOP the insanity! (3)
- 24: I'm doomed (5)
- 24: pillow talk (3)
- 23: Mike loves the jazz man (2)
- 23: More folks going to nicknames-only (3)
- 22: Adoption is not for dirty highways (16)
- 22: WTF, we waited for THIS?? (2)
- 22: Prepare to pee your pants (1)
- 21: Being oppressed by the wo-Man (4)
- 21: Brain Slugs (2)
- 21: I LOVE This Man!! (3)
- 20: What I have learned from watching the first few episodes of "Lost" Season 1 (3)
- 20: Dude, I am an awesome mother (2)
- 19: Go Speed Racer Go! (0)
- 19: Snack time. Smoke 'em if you've got 'em. (3)
- 19: This Heaven Gives Me Migraine (0)
- 18: Hey you, "Book Meme" — get OUTTA my 'drafts'!! (1)
- 17: Will I become one of "them"? (8)
- 16: Random notishness (4)
- 14: a lovely lazy saturday (6)
- 13: Ninjas like pies too (6)
- 13: Hate Bitacle? This is funny (12)
- 13: lady made of lead (0)
- 12: Just who, exactly, thought this was a good idea? (3)
- 11: Can we just grow up and stop saying "retarded"? (27)
- 11: SAHHHHHHHHHHM (8)
- 09: Fall is here! And I want to go home. And have a nap. And wake up in the Spring. (7)
- 07: Sugar high! (2)
- 06: Yes, it's another post about Chip, because he's a sweet toddler, not an insane four year old (5)
- 05: OMG, he's like some sort of genius monkey child! (4)
- 04: You must not like your kids very much, or maybe it's mine you don't like, but either way, cut this shit out! (17)
- 02: Um, are you sure about that? (13)
September 2006 (17)
- 30: Safety first! (3)
- 29: Boy blanket (5)
- 28: Hey, I bemember! (3)
- 28: Bitacle update (you know, the blog thieves) (10)
- 25: Eric Carle can bite my a$$ (14)
- 24: Dancin' Machine (1)
- 22: "Is yours the one on the tramp?" (3)
- 21: Why is bitacle stealing all our blogs?? (14)
- 21: what it's like (0)
- 20: Hubba hubba (1)
- 19: Bookity (2)
- 16: Best. Cat. Ever. (3)
- 15: The Cat in the [REDACTED] Comes Back (5)
- 14: Conversational Skilz (2)
- 12: Second verse, just like the first (4)
- 11: September 11, 2001 (2)
- 08: Who's Yer Daddy? (1)
August 2006 (25)
- 31: We don't need no stinkin' manuals (6)
- 30: Restive meat locker (6)
- 27: must sleep more (1)
- 22: I Could Give All to Time (2)
- 21: My parenting priorities (5)
- 20: Get that woman a martini (4)
- 19: I need oxygen (0)
- 19: Everyday Mommy is stalking me (9)
- 18: Friday night goes all Macaca (0)
- 18: naptime (2)
- 16: Oh, Samuel (0)
- 16: I'm not sick… (0)
- 14: What I miss now that Chip is not a baby (3)
- 12: When I'm having a bad day (2)
- 11: I clearly spend too much at Amazon… (2)
- 09: I let my kids drink all the juice they want! (6)
- 08: If my boys could blog… (0)
- 08: Best bathroom scale in the world! (1)
- 07: A sweet friend for Mike (2)
- 06: How do you make your own peanut butter? (5)
- 05: Kill 'em all (0)
- 04: The flipping "Do Not Call List" means WHAT exactly? (3)
- 03: Because I'm so talented, I mean cheap (4)
- 02: Infertility Tips that worked for me (10)
- 01: Cleanliness is next to impossible, apparently (2)
July 2006 (6)
- 31: His name is Tromm, and I love him (2)
- 29: More of my house…now with extra silly (0)
- 28: Come On-A My House! * (11)
- 27: Things I say every day to my kids (7)
- 26: How to (eye) Patch a Grabby Toddler (19)
- 25: Introducing myself (4)