Category: Go Read It Today (from PlainJaneMom.com)
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Welcome to the new home of Go Read It Today!
Heard on the street: “FYI, dude, the six year old talks.” and “…crack whores don’t usually wear knee highs to ply their wares…” and “I may be the only woman in America who is using an electric wand massager for its intended purpose.” Sing it, sister. Wow, I have found the ultimate DIY.
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, December 4, 2007
“Apparently mold is my Waterloo…” — now you have to read the rest, don’t you? You’ve heard of making lemons from lemonade? Here’s someone who has done one better. Snort! I’m so glad I’m not the only one who has done this. So glad Dooce stopped doing the tiny thumbnails in her feed with her…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, December 3, 2007
I loves me some kitteh every day. Happy Hanukkah tomorrow! (And hey, I’m not Jewish, but I have to tell you that my favorite part of this holiday is hearing “The Hanukkah Song.” Makes me laugh until I cry every time. “ALL THREE STOOGES!!” Snort.) KAK! After reading this I want to burn my eyeballs.…
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, December 2, 2007
The last 118 are just showing off :) One of the few “you’ve got to watch this on youtube”s that you really do have to watch. Have you seen the new sex phone? (link nofollowed) “It’s not for meetings, it’s for meeting up.” (Apparently that’s code for “hooking up” which in turn is code for…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, December 1, 2007
(PSA: Do you do Advent Calendars? Today is the day to start!) Do you live in NYC? Are you looking for a really interesting job? Everyone should have a special skill. Maybe just one that is less bloody? Go Sara! Advocate for the masses! Awe-some! Two months from now I hope to read a post…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, November 30, 2007
Fucking awesome. And I’ll let you all in on a not-so-secret secret. Since before I even had kids, I wanted one of my kids to be a great drummer. I agree. Welcome!
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 29, 2007
Visit. Snort! Good to know. Wow, ouch. Beautiful. Hey, they’re all smiling — it’s a Thanksgiving Miracle!!
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, November 17, 2007
Are you a Drupal goddess? Please go chat with Wendy. SNORT! (At our house the answer would be “legos”) Hell yeah. (And this is probably the last GRIT post until after Thanksgiving. I’m taking a break to do absolutely nothing :)
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Go Read It Today, Friday, November 16, 2007
Whoa, now that’s commitment. My kind of cooking. Other people suck. I think I’ve been to this doctor before. “We’re weird.” But I love it! I’ve got no answer here. Do you?
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, November 14, 2007
SNORT! I love anyone who says this: “I don’t know where these facts came from, but they’re so gross they have to be legit.” Ack. If I wrote this post it would have been called “Why I hate telephones” We are all so very glad you are here. This happened to Craig’s underwear one time.…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, November 13, 2007
W00T! “No, that is just how I smell.” I’m hoping for Yes x 6. I think it’s funky myself. Man, what an asshole. The world doesn’t need another blog.
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Go Read It Today, Friday, November 9, 2007
SNORT! And Wendy has gone Hollywood :) Congrats woman — you deserve it! Oh fuck. I’ve been there and it is awful. Sigh. I love lolcats best of all. But lolcats with nuts? Even better. (Lately I’ve gotten more than the usual number of requests to be included in a GRIT post. Step one: read…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 8, 2007
Find me! Wow, I thought I went to a conservative high school. Mmmm, comfort clothes… Do you know toes? Go so advise. Don’t know toes, but you know nannies? Stop by here. Man, the language police are out in full force these days!
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, November 7, 2007
Poo gods? Why was I never told about them? Neighbors suck. Check it out! Any Diva Cup users want to go give some advice? Oh please people, just get over it already. Yes, language is important, but lighten up!
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Go be motivating! Whoa, I never would have guessed Pecan. Oh man, ick. That’s all I got. Words of wisdom from a 14 year old.
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Go Read It Today, Monday, November 5, 2007
Wow, I would be pissed off too. Argh, this sounds awful. Yay! I’m in! I am so hungry. Urgh, not any more.
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, November 4, 2007
Go here and visit. Even when something is expected, you don’t get off easy. Stop by. Ick ick ick. But not a delicious fruit penis. Wow. I. Am. Hooked. More!
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, November 3, 2007
OMGWTFBBQLOL — seriously, Shannon you’re funny. Fantastic plan. And a similar theme. Sister’s got some serious balls. A hitherto unheard of father-daughter bond. Well of course you don’t touch your anus — doesn’t everyone know that?
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Go Read It Today, Friday, November 2, 2007
Beautiful, heartfelt, and cuts through the celebrity bullshit. I think I just wet my pants. Anyone have some tips for getting through insomnia to share with a new mom? (I love typing “new mom” and linking to this particular blog, by the way :) Today’s eBay lesson! Have you been wondering what Karrie formerly of…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 1, 2007
Snort! What a lucky dog :) I know, I know, “be careful what you wish for” but that is hilarious! Mmmmm, Almond Joys. Don’t you love it when kids call your bluff? Me neither. Go help da Moosh’s mama or we all will pay the price! I am completely caught up in Ree’s beautiful love…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, October 12, 2007
Great interview about what sounds like a great book. One of my favorite continuing sagas. Go here and lend a hug. You make me laugh too, and that’s not sad at all :) Yay! Ack, disgusting. I guess now I’m glad they don’t deliver in my area… Ew.