Shhh, but yesterday I was assembling 3 Razor Scooter Jrs, and among the standard “this toy will kill your child” warning labels I noticed one that stood out and made me want to weep for the world.
Prominently placed on the front of the scooter is “WARNING: THIS PRODUCT MOVES WHEN USED.”
Seriously? The word “scooter” in the name of the toy wasn’t enough for the lawyers? When we as a society devolve into bubble-wrapped human beings incapable of independent thought or decisive action, we will have deserved it.