They see your eeevery moooove.
This is what happens when a photographer says “OK, I’m going to count to three and on three you’re going to open your eyes wider.” Sounds sexy, right?
Hawt
Plus my mouth is crooked. Did I have a stroke at BlogHer or was it just too much coffee? I guess excessive caffeine (or electrocution) would explain the hair.
Yikes. Oh, and in return for letting you see this terrifying picture of me, that admittedly isn’t the worst photo of myself I’ve ever shown you, I’ll leave you with this lovely little ear worm.
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Didn't she shoot another one? Because I saw you right after this was taken and you looked awesome.
Of course, I wasn't goading you to open your eyes all wide and crazy at me . . .
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a little bit scared of you now.
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Canape, yeah he took some others which I may share later. We'll just see… (And thanks :)
Hey that girl, "now"? I would have thought you'd have been terrified long before today!
It looks like you just witness something terrible. Hope the other shots were better.
Oh shoot, I thought you were going to include the clip of Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me", my other 80's cult fave. lol.
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You are cracking me up.
Hey, your makeup looks great, though!
Oh and that SONG! I had that cassette tape! Thanks for that trip down memory lane. NOT. ;)
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While we only met very briefly – and almost went to a party together – It was LOVELY to meet you in person.
I have an allergy to photos of me. Seriously, I had some corporate photos taken earlier this year and he actually said to me "what's WRONG with you?"
long time lurker. First time commenter.
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Michele — I'm sorry I missed fiesta-ing with you ;)
Kate, you win: that is one crazy thing the photographer said to you. Way to be a pro!!
Wow. You look so serious. 8-)
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Shannan, you mean 'seriously insane' right? C'mon, I know you're just trying to be nice!
And I just thought you looked that way because of the wine. ;)
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i am imagining that this was snapped right after you read my tweet where i wanted to smell you.btw the highlights look awesome.
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Okay, so you DO look a little pissy there, BUT I love your hair. I wish mine would flip like that.
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So, um, I love them so much that I want to get one of the album covers tattooed on me. I'm sick. LOL
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Maria, See, I never would have pegged you for a Hall and Oates stalker-fan. Learn something new every day!
OK – while I respect that you don't like that photo, I think you look great! Now, if you want to see something TRULY tragic, I'll show you my passport photo sometime.
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I'm so terribly bummed out that I couldn't make it to BlogHer this year. Next year, watch out, man. I'm totally there.
Your hair is DARLING, by the way. Such a great haircut!
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It looks like you are about to rip my throat out..yipes…use that for your blog…fer sure!
Have you ever seen that show Snapped about female serial killers?
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That is a scary looking picture, you carry it with you to show when you need people to do what you say.
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I'm absolutely obsessed with this song! And I can't recall ever seeing the vid so thanx heaps!
Bad picture – you are very cute in person! To me your eyes are saying…"Dude are you fucking kidding me with that?" to the photographer.
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Ok don't hate me but I am TOTALLY cracking up over here.
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You look mahvulus! I signed up over at BlogHer, where I was asked to post a picture, to make my profile more "personal". I don't know what I did, but the picture was ginormous, and I realized how bad I need to have my eyebrows waxed.
At least you don't look like Walter Mattheau!
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Thank you Sammanthia, but if you looked closely you'd see that my eyebrows are shapeless caterpillars! :)
I don't know if you were still hanging around while I was being bossed around, but I got a lot of "Okay now (fill in obscure facial command)" followed by a lot more of "Ew, that didn't work."
Toward the end, my lips were quivering and I just gave up.
My favorite? "You have a really peaceful face. Try not smiling… (click click)… Oh. Um, never mind."
Sweet.
Megan, yeah, he was The Awesome, wasn't he …
yes! hall and oats! I was just listening to them for almost an hour, then i come to your site and BOOM! Private Eyes, They're watching you….
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if that is your worst picture I might have to punch you. You are still lovely
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Dude. You look mean. Like you want to beat me up.
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