A little snapshot of mornings at house of pLain. Mike is getting dressed and wants his sandals. I tell him they are on the front porch and he can go get them.

Next thing I hear is “BRRR IT IS A COLD DAY” and I see Mike standing naked in the open door. Hi neighbors!

Brilliant parenting, no? At least he didn’t go outside. And let the door close. And get locked outside. Because then I’d for sure be getting Mother of the Year.