How else could you explain her dead-on drawing of me? (Click to see the amazing details!)
True, I tried recently to get a little hip. I’ve finally come to terms with the fact that my feet are TWO SIZES LARGER than they were before my 2 pregnancies.
I mean I’m still bitter about it, but short of lopping off toes I don’t have a lot of options.
I had a point… oh right, I bought some new shoes. I still can’t face dragging my sorry feet to a department store, so it was Hello Zappos.com!
BUT the two pairs of shoes I got were slip-ons! I can’t win.
I also wear capris. Every day.
I don’t even have a ‘sensible mommy haircut’ I just have ‘too lazy to get a haircut for over a year so stick it in a ponytail’!
I’m wearing a v-neck from Target right now.
I realize that correcting my dazed mental state and glazed-over eyes is probably up to me, but at least I don’t have to dress the part of over-tired insane mom. My god, I need help ladies! I have a whole new season coming up — you know, ‘Fall’ — so maybe I can wear some un-lame clothes. But what? Suggestions, please!
EDITED TO ADD:
The cartoon was drawn by Everyday Mommy not me! Yikes, I thought I was clear enough about that, but apparently not! ;) All hail Everyday Mommy’s drawing prowess!