“No, I do not say “mumsy,” “jolly,” or “righty-oh.” That’s for posh twats from Chelsea, innit?”

“Seriously, people… Hating moms who blog is sooo summer ‘06.”

“And if it’s true that you can judge a man by the company he keeps, I must be a pretty nice person, after all.” [It is true. And go vote now. I do it every day.]

I chuckled when I read this, but then I felt bad about it. Really I did. Am I a bad person?