Recalls: Bouncy seats, Pet food, and more pet food, and a Viagra-like product called H S Joy of Love. (I laughed that the URL had the word “firmrecall” in it — does that make me Beavis or Butthead?)

“Heat rash, my butt.”

“I see you glimpsing yourself, considering your impact on the world, struggling to choose your approach.”

Happy Anniversary!

Happy Birthday!

You know, he’s got a good point.

I’m not 100% sure of the precise details, but I’m certain I’d be able to see the mushroom cloud from my house.

Check this incredibly cute picture!