Don’t snort to hard or you might get a whiff of it.

Should be sent to all new applicants BEFORE they apply, will save time.

Ewww. But my son pulling his tooth out and painting the walls in his own blood is ikkier!

So much like me. I didn’t realise it was a problem….hmm.

They are smiling because ’snort!’ farted.

And so ends my how-to-confuse-the-heck-out-of-those-too-lazy-to-click -on-the-links comment.

Bwaaa haaa haaaa