It takes me longer than 19 minutes to just get the kids out of bed. The people at the Daily Mail are on crack.
Easy winner of today’s snort-laugh award.
I had and have a serious don’t ask don’t tell policy in effect on this subject.
I’ve had the image of what this slide must have looked like all day today. Thanks.
Race your Hotwheels to the mall? You have got to be shitting me.
Starts funny (hey, farts are funny) and ends really well!
And Happy 5th Birthday to my amazingly wonderful boy Mike! As I tell you all the time, you turned me into a mom. Thank you so much.