Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?)
I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after the wedding.
Gak, I am so over vaccine shortages. Note this one especially if you have a kid going into kindergarten this year.
Don’t blink!
“I want them to drive me nuts. I want them underfoot in the kitchen when I’m trying to cook. I want to have to kick a path through the pile of sneakers at the front door.” I want that for you too.
Visit with Mrs. K.
I love Tertia. Please check out the end of her review. All I can say is “Yeah. What you said.” Oh and “Fuck vanilla.”
Excellent! You already know I hate rude people, and this story is GREAT!
“When I got home from work last night, Hot Wife and I sat him down and explained to him that liars are assholes…”



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Marinated herring? At IKEA? Wow, I’ve been missing out all this time, just buying their cheap furniture instead of their tasty delicacies!
Herring? I had to go check, to see if it was some kind of duvet or something. And, thanks for the heads up on the babies.