“But when it comes to my own speech and behavior, I turn into a freakshow of panic and despair.”

Hilarious video in honor of Nurses Week!

“Wow. I’m going to have a baby tomorrow.” Good luck!

“And he said he would be looking for cysts or polyps or tumors – TUMORS! – that might be affecting her speech.” (Spoiler: it goes well.)

In the 80s I desperately wanted to be Annie Lennox. I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be her daugher today.

An excellent reminder that there are awful people out there.