It is much consolation to me that those asshole speeders who are always cutting me off — shaving precious SECONDS off their daily drive — have to go through the following to keep their tickets off their record.

How to beat a speeding ticket (or at least better your chances)

But is it worth it? If you’re a speeder/ticket-getter let me know and I promise not to call you an asshole. I have to say that it seems like an awful lot of work when it pretty easy to stay within 5-10 miles over the posted speed and just not get a ticket to start out with.

Am I a Polyanna with a superiority complex?