HOLY SHIT. Last night I got a call from the local Police Officer’s Association! I said “Is this about a police matter?” “Then please take us off your list and don’t call again.” Then I hung up.
I AM SO SCREWED! (And by the way, the ever gallant Mr. Plain could NOT stop laughing!)
Andria only got a speeding ticket — I am terrified about my fate!
And as an aside, I wonder what I will say when the Firefighters call? “Is this about a fire matter?” “Is this about a fire account I have with you, or is this about a fire-related service you want to sell me?” “Am I on fire?”