HERE COME THE JACKBOOTS. EVERYBODY TAKE COVER. Or maybe just me.

February 3, 2007

in From PlainJaneMom.com

HOLY SHIT. Last night I got a call from the local Police Officer’s Association! I said “Is this about a police matter?” “Then please take us off your list and don’t call again.” Then I hung up.

I AM SO SCREWED! (And by the way, the ever gallant Mr. Plain could NOT stop laughing!)

Andria only got a speeding ticket — I am terrified about my fate!

And as an aside, I wonder what I will say when the Firefighters call? “Is this about a fire matter?” “Is this about a fire account I have with you, or is this about a fire-related service you want to sell me?” “Am I on fire?”

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andria February 3, 2007 at 3:32 pm

No way! Congrats on handling it so well. Drive the speed limit for the next few days.

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carmachu February 3, 2007 at 4:44 pm

They’ll get you….and your little dog too. Weaving in traffic…too slow, or too fast….tail light out….

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