If this were an accurate blog post about the state of my life…

…all you would hear is a great hissing sound followed by a colossal bang. The sound of my head exploding.

Instead, I will leave you with a photo I took before I had kids.

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Doesn’t that look calm and lovely? That’s how they sucker you in.


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12 responses to “If this were an accurate blog post about the state of my life…”

  1. All Adither Avatar

    I'm sorry about the head explosion. I hope you have some 409 handy.

  2. Jamie Avatar

    My head explodes less on vodka.

    Just kidding! Sort of. That's what Saturday nights are for. ;)

    All the sweet baby merchandise does, indeed, sucker one in.

  3. Michelle Avatar

    LOL… I hope you pull are able to put the pieces of your head back together. Don't we all have pictures like that? Frankly, I like the ones of me in a bikini when I thought I was 'fat'. I didn't know the meaning of fat until I grew three (now four) babies in this sagging body of mine. Fat. Hah! I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.

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  4. Lotta Avatar

    Ah the clean nursery. No poop! No puke! No tears embedded into the carpet yet.

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  5. Kellyology Avatar

    lol…Thanks for the memories!

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  6. Dawn Avatar

    I took pics of the nursery pre-baby, too. There's no point taking pics now…it looks the same, everything is just in a different place (on the floor!).

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  7. Melanie Avatar

    Ohhhhh, yeah.

    Well, I'd give you a hug if you were handy; I feel your pain on that one, for sure. We all do.

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  8. Desiree Avatar

    409 and I are best friends. I feel your pain.

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  9. Liz Avatar

    They suck you in and then just as you are about to kill them they do something cute and funny and it starts all over again!

  10. Betsy Avatar

    Love them, when I am at work and they are at the baby sitter's. JK. Well, sort of!

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  11. JHS Avatar

    Hey, I have photos like that, too! So serene, beautiful, quiet. You should see their rooms now!!

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