The phone call I just got five minutes ago:
Hi, is Mr. Plain there?
Who’s calling?
Is this Mrs. Plain?
Who’s calling?
This is Kathy
Where are you calling from?
I’m calling from the Firefighters and Paramedics Association
Please take us off your list and don’t call again.
So basically I am now on the list to be strip-searched by police at the next checkpoint while the firefighters race to my house to set it ablaze. This is the FREAKIEST COINCIDENCE and my palms are sweaty.
I may as well just go lie in the street with my organ donor card on my chest.
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You are a funny, funny lady!!!
hey, you may get lucky and get a drop dead gorgeous policeman…or come to that, if the police are very busy that day maybe you can get one of the firemen to do it for them?
Yeah but next you’ll piss off the doctors and nurses organizations and they wont take your organs….
That is quite freaky….I will be screening my calls…if I could get some. I have to go to the police dept. today to take care of the “citation”. I am quite afraid.
Do you not have caller id?
MamaLoves: thanks ;)
surviving motherhood: The really sad part is that I LOVE firemen. Mmmmmmmmmm….
Carmachu: shit, I never thought of that.
Andria: Good luck!
Robin: nope, but I clearly need it!
Most of those calls are scams, sorry to say. I always tell them I will make a donation directly if they give me a contact name and address to deliver it to.