If you blog it, they will come. (911 is no longer any use to me, sigh.)

The phone call I just got five minutes ago:

Hi, is Mr. Plain there?

Who’s calling?

Is this Mrs. Plain?

Who’s calling?

This is Kathy

Where are you calling from?

I’m calling from the Firefighters and Paramedics Association

Please take us off your list and don’t call again.

So basically I am now on the list to be strip-searched by police at the next checkpoint while the firefighters race to my house to set it ablaze. This is the FREAKIEST COINCIDENCE and my palms are sweaty.

I may as well just go lie in the street with my organ donor card on my chest.

Posted

February 6, 2007

From PlainJaneMom.com

Erika Jurney

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firefighters-and-paramedics-association, strip-search

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7 responses to “If you blog it, they will come. (911 is no longer any use to me, sigh.)”

MammaLoves

February 6, 2007

You are a funny, funny lady!!!

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surviving motherhood

February 6, 2007

hey, you may get lucky and get a drop dead gorgeous policeman…or come to that, if the police are very busy that day maybe you can get one of the firemen to do it for them?

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carmachu

February 7, 2007

Yeah but next you’ll piss off the doctors and nurses organizations and they wont take your organs….

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andria

February 7, 2007

That is quite freaky….I will be screening my calls…if I could get some. I have to go to the police dept. today to take care of the “citation”. I am quite afraid.

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Robin

February 7, 2007

Do you not have caller id?

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Plain Jane Mom

February 7, 2007

MamaLoves: thanks ;)

surviving motherhood: The really sad part is that I LOVE firemen. Mmmmmmmmmm….

Carmachu: shit, I never thought of that.

Andria: Good luck!

Robin: nope, but I clearly need it!

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Mike

February 24, 2007

Most of those calls are scams, sorry to say. I always tell them I will make a donation directly if they give me a contact name and address to deliver it to.

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