If you blog it, they will come. (911 is no longer any use to me, sigh.)

February 6, 2007 7 Comments

The phone call I just got five minutes ago:

Hi, is Mr. Plain there?

Who’s calling?

Is this Mrs. Plain?

Who’s calling?

This is Kathy

Where are you calling from?

I’m calling from the Firefighters and Paramedics Association

Please take us off your list and don’t call again.

So basically I am now on the list to be strip-searched by police at the next checkpoint while the firefighters race to my house to set it ablaze. This is the FREAKIEST COINCIDENCE and my palms are sweaty.

I may as well just go lie in the street with my organ donor card on my chest.

Filed Under: From PlainJaneMom.com Tagged With: firefighters-and-paramedics-association, strip-search

Comments

  1. MammaLoves says

    February 6, 2007 at 9:18 pm

    You are a funny, funny lady!!!

    Reply
  2. surviving motherhood says

    February 6, 2007 at 10:45 pm

    hey, you may get lucky and get a drop dead gorgeous policeman…or come to that, if the police are very busy that day maybe you can get one of the firemen to do it for them?

    Reply
  3. carmachu says

    February 7, 2007 at 4:48 am

    Yeah but next you’ll piss off the doctors and nurses organizations and they wont take your organs….

    Reply
  4. andria says

    February 7, 2007 at 7:17 am

    That is quite freaky….I will be screening my calls…if I could get some. I have to go to the police dept. today to take care of the “citation”. I am quite afraid.

    Reply
  5. Robin says

    February 7, 2007 at 8:48 am

    Do you not have caller id?

    Reply
  6. Plain Jane Mom says

    February 7, 2007 at 9:45 am

    MamaLoves: thanks ;)

    surviving motherhood: The really sad part is that I LOVE firemen. Mmmmmmmmmm….

    Carmachu: shit, I never thought of that.

    Andria: Good luck!

    Robin: nope, but I clearly need it!

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  7. Mike says

    February 24, 2007 at 12:50 pm

    Most of those calls are scams, sorry to say. I always tell them I will make a donation directly if they give me a contact name and address to deliver it to.

    Reply

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