I'm not as good a mumbler as I thought…

…because I just heard Robbie say “god dammit!” (Note to self: must submit this story to Mother of the Year contest, but will most likely just fucking forget to do it.) NOW how am I supposed to let off steam? If you hear a loud bang coming from Northern California it means that my head has exploded.


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8 responses to “I'm not as good a mumbler as I thought…”

  1. sweatpantsmom Avatar

    Ha! Just heard my 8-yr old say the same thing this morning, except the scary part was she said it exactly how she heard me say it last night:

    “damnit damnit damn IT!”

  2. Jo Avatar

    If it’s any consolation, everytime I walk into something or stub my foot my 4 year old asks me “Mommy, is this where you say shit? Cuz shit isn’t nice so don’t say shit just say ouch okay?”. All the while smiling cuz he KNOWS he’s cursing and getting away with it. Rotten little shit. ;)

  3. Plain Jane Mom Avatar

    I know, the fuckers…

  4. Robin Avatar

    Just pull on your hair and say ‘aaaaaaiiiieeee!’ Works at school.

  5. crunchy carpets Avatar

    Adam just told me a joke about elephants and then said ‘their trunks are just full of crap!’

  6. MammaLoves Avatar

    Gosh I really hope your head doesn’t explode. Just think about what your next driver’s license picture will look like then.

  7. Kris Avatar

    Just yesterday my 6 year old said, “John, just give me the FRICKING toy!” You should have heard all the passion that went in to the word “fricking.” Really, it might as well have been “fucking.” Gee, I wonder where he learned that … ?

    Thanks for the link by the way!

  8. Suzanne Avatar

    Ah, god damn is so much better than “motherfucker,” which is what my child would be saying if he/she existed. So I think you are doing a great job!

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