Shhhh, don’t tell her, but our dog Lucy has been suffering through the indognity of having to wear an ID tag with our cat’s name on it. I keep forgetting to order one for her, but today I finally got around to shopping for one.
Is anyone else disturbed that the example for this dog tag has the owner’szip code on it? Is that for when someone finds your dog and decides to mail it to you?
It reminds me of when Mr. Plain and I first moved in together and I had to get a new tag for my cat. Mr. Plain had a love-hate-hate thing with this cat and helpfully suggested I put our Post Office box on the cat’s ID tag.
When I protested that he was being a sick bastard, he disagreed and said that since we had an extra-large box the cat would fit just fine.
That may be true, but the bill for stitches for every employee of an entire Post Office facility would surely have broken the bank.