I've been out of the loop for a couple of decades — is there a PC term for these yet?

Heard in the other room:

Henry [knowing a sucker is born every minute]: Give me your arm. I promise I won’t kiss it.

Ed: AEIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

Henry [proudly]: That’s an indian sunburn.

Ed [running to me]: Mommy! Henry twisted my arm!

Me: Yes, that’s called an indian burn.

Ed: What’s an indian burn?

Me [banging head on wall]: What he did to your arm.

Somehow I’ve managed to raise the second coming of the Three Stooges. Woop! Woop!


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5 responses to “I've been out of the loop for a couple of decades — is there a PC term for these yet?”

  1. manager mom Avatar

    I have had many of those circular conversations myself. Add or subtract the unintentional racism on any given day…

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  2. Annie Avatar

    LOL!

    We used to call them Chinese Burns – I don’t expect that’s any better?

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  3. Maria Avatar

    In elementary school I was known as the girl who could not be Indian Burned. I told everyone it was because my great grandmother was Cherokee, but I'm sure that's not really why… it just didn't hurt…

    I'm so friggin' gangster.

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  4. Susan Payton, The Ma Avatar

    What's up with all the racial slurs we had when we were kids? Remember "Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these!" We sure didn't know what the hell we were talking about.

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