My very humble but clearly impossible dream

I would love one day to be able to walk into my own bathroom and not be greeted by the sight of my childrens’ poop in the toilet. That is all.


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14 responses to “My very humble but clearly impossible dream”

  1. Christine Avatar

    Oh, that is my dream as well. I'm thinking maybe by the time they are 25. Also, I dream that one day I can go to the bathroom without having to wipe pee off the rim of the toilet seat. I'd give anything to be one of those moms who gets to complain about the men in her life not putting the seat down. I get can't my men to put the seat up.

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  2. Erika Jurney Avatar

    I had over a year of pee-covered toilet seats, but until you mentioned it I had blocked it out!

  3. Mrs. Schmitty Avatar

    Oh how I dream of those days! And the pee from the boys too. UGH!!!! And the use of the flushable wipes….clumps and clumps.

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  4. MammaLoves Avatar

    So I'm guessing with that you're willing to overlook the pee that can't seem to ever make it into the bowl.

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  5. Stimey Avatar

    Yeah. I want a bathroom that doesn't reek of boy pee too.

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  6. catnip Avatar

    I didn't know I was allowed to hope for such things! It seems so very far away though…

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  7. Sunshine Avatar

    None of mine got the flushing gene either. Boys nor girls. My older daughter actually claims the flushing noise makes her nervous, that's why she won't flush.

    It begs the question: do they flush at school? Do they even POOP at school?

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  8. Erika Jurney Avatar

    Sunshine, you ask questions that I do NOT want to know the answers to!

  9. Jen Avatar

    I would happily settle for being able to walk into the bathroom and not see my husband's poop in the toilet. (Is this what they call over-sharing?)

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  10. jen Avatar

    We have a ping pong ball in our toilet so a certain someone can get his aim right but I've had some guests take it out of the toilet because they thought it shouldn't be there. Eeewww. But the non-flush thing – yes I too suffer from it.

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  11. Wendy Avatar

    Yes, that is no fun, but what is worse is seeing JUST the poop. No tp. Zilch. ;-)

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  12. Jamie Sue Avatar

    ROFL!!! I have a similar dream! I want to sit down on the toilet without it being covered in splatters of little boy pee!

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  13. karrie Avatar

    I would love for my son to wipe his own poopy bottom, instead of opera singing "MoooooooOOOOOoooOOOOOooom! I'm ready tooooo beeee…..WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPED!"

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  14. Jennifer Avatar

    I would *love* for my children to use less than one roll of toilet paper each time they go to the bathroom. Seriously, their butts are like six inches wide, why do they need an entire roll? My butt is huge and I don't use that much! LOL.

    We will give up the poop in the toilet for boys and girls who spend 30 minutes in the bathroom doing other things. ; )

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