• We as a people will get there

    I try not to get caught up. I try not to think he’s going to be the one to solve many of our problems. I try to remember that he too is a politician, and what have they done for us lately. But it’s really hard to keep it up. I do believe in him.…

  • Why must you make shopping so hard?

    What kind of sick freak puts ZIPPERS on infant pants??

  • Halloween Horror Story: Where have I gone wrong?

    My policy on Halloween candy is “Ohmygod, just eat it now so I don’t have to hear you whine about it.” In that spirit, the day after Halloween, my boys’ treat buckets were getting pretty low. So low, in fact, that they began pelting each other with candy they didn’t like. So I asked them…

  • Why my 5 year old is voting for McCain

    We thought it would be a good idea for the boys to watch some of the Presidential debate, but now I’m not so sure. They walked in right as Obama was saying this: Parents are going to have to show more responsibility. They’ve got to turn off the TV set, put away the video games,…

  • My very humble but clearly impossible dream

    I would love one day to be able to walk into my own bathroom and not be greeted by the sight of my childrens’ poop in the toilet. That is all.

  • We went out on a school night. We've still got it.

    Last Monday night, Craig and I did something unusual. We went out on a weeknight! My wonderful mom stayed with the kids and Craig and I got to see David Byrne in concert in San Francisco at Davies Symphony Hall. It was pretty much like the blown-out image above and so much fun! You might…

  • Date Night

  • "Aggregation without aggravation" Sounds great, right?

    Ever heard of Alltop? It’s the brainchild of Guy Kawasaki, Will Mayall, and Kathryn Henkens and is a huge strictly moderated compilation of top sites in, as of today, 213 topics. I can’t imagine the work required to curate this collection, but somehow they manage it. Just yesterday they launched a redesign because the site…

  • Four BlogHer Reach Tours have been cancelled

    If you were planning on going to BlogHer Reach in Nashville, Greensboro, Atlanta or New Orleans, unfortunately BlogHer has just canceled those. I’m sorry I missed this announcement when it was made last week, but if you’re quick hopefully you can cancel any travel arrangements you made without too many fees. The remaining Reach tours…

  • Writing this with half a brain

    I was up a million times last night (kids, cat, battery beeping on cell phone…) and am completely wiped today. In lieu of anything meaningful, I’m going to ask you all a question I’ve wondered about for a long time. Why are people up in arms about kids eating yogurt from a tube? We buy…

  • My new favorite band: !!!

    First of all, who names their band !!!. I think they’ve just renamed themselves ‘Chk Chk Chk’ which isn’t a whole lot better, but WAY more google-friendly than trying to search on “!!!” Trust me, I tried. Anyway, bizarro ungooglable name aside, this band rocks. “Heart of Hearts” has a kind of Jamiroquai flavor (and…

  • Delayed disclosure is better than none at all

    It’s kind of nice to be hearing anything at all, but to tell you the truth I would have preferred to hear this last year. My oldest kids are one year apart in school, and this year I have a boy in first grade and another in kindergarten. So you’d think I’d have this kindergarten…

  • Henry

    You have a sweet heart. And an amazing brain. You’re a wonderful artist. And a generous big brother. You’re a take-charge kind of kid. And a real nutjob. If you had your way, you’d be drawing and building and constructing and designing and planning 24 hours a day. You believe (as do I) that sleep…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, September 5, 2008

    I read this. Then I laughed so hard I fell down dead. Go do the same. Well maybe not the last part.

  • I really thought everyone knew this about Stairway to Heaven

    I just relayed this information to a coworker and was surprised to learn that this isn’t universal knowledge. Her son had just been to his first high school dance and had danced with a girl for the first time. I told her to tell him this. “Stairway to Heaven” is the very best song to…

  • Get out of town, Gustav

    My thoughts are with all of you in the path of Gustav. I hope you’ve all been able to evacuate safely — please update your blog or Twitter so we know how you’re doing. If anyone needs help communicating, just let me know. Map from CNN.

  • You're kidding me, right?

    This is my daily school pickup schedule for the boys. At least dropoff is easier because the start time for school A is the same for everybody. I’m clearly just going to have to get all zen about it and just get used to driving around every afternoon for the rest of my life.

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, August 26, 2008

    Jay is back. It’s about fucking time. Here’s the most depressing article on a “good marriage” that I have ever read. Holy crap, can’t we aim a little higher? Who knew the USPS had this kind of power? I’m still laughing. Just read it — especially if you’ve been ‘doubly blessed.’ Too goddamned funny. Kathryn…

  • I've been out of the loop for a couple of decades — is there a PC term for these yet?

    Heard in the other room: Henry [knowing a sucker is born every minute]: Give me your arm. I promise I won’t kiss it. Ed: AEIIIIIIIIIIIIII! Henry [proudly]: That’s an indian sunburn. Ed [running to me]: Mommy! Henry twisted my arm! Me: Yes, that’s called an indian burn. Ed: What’s an indian burn? Me [banging head…

  • This week has been very Chimpspirational

    Today we took the boys to see Space Chimps, and it was pretty cute. Everyone had fun, but they all agreed that Clone Wars was better! Afterward we had lunch at California Pizza Kitchen (do they have those outside of California?) and followed it with a surprise trip to THE LEGO STORE! It was worth…

  • Why can't children just have hooves?

    Because that would seriously be so much easier than buying them shoes. Today we had to run and get 2 pairs of soccer cleats before they sell out, plus I need to get everyone some sneakers. We got the cleats in person, but I’ve been doing the sneakers online. I really really loves me some…