Some simple tips for more effectively spamming Plain Jane Mom.

March 21, 2007 8 Comments

  1. I am not a dude.
  2. I don’t have a schlong — truncated or any other kind.
  3. I know a wonderful woman from Nigeria who I actually would assist with a bank transaction. You, however, are not her.
  4. Yes, I would like to lose some weight. NO, I do not want to take an unpronounceable supplement recently discovered in the rain forest that costs $79/week and will likely give me a moustache and a stroke.
  5. And finally I’d like to end with a message to you in what is apparently the bizarre language you speak: “On epistolatory my poplin.” I’m hoping that means “leave me the freak alone you weirdos!”

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Comments

  1. SuburbanOblivion says

    March 21, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    Lucky you, I actually miss the penis spam. All mine lately want to give me mortgages.

    Reply
  2. Moobs says

    March 21, 2007 at 5:20 pm

    So … er … may I interest you in buying into this penny stock I have a holding in which is about to skyrocket?

    Reply
  3. Plain Jane Mom says

    March 21, 2007 at 5:23 pm

    Well Moobs, I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and really don’t know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. Can I completely trust you?

    Reply
  4. Toni says

    March 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    *Snort! I hate spam! I seem to just get credit card offers!

    Reply
  5. Dad Gone Mad says

    March 21, 2007 at 8:00 pm

    Frankly, I’m very relieved to know that you’re schlongless. I’ll rest easy tonight.

    Reply
  6. Ivy says

    March 21, 2007 at 8:16 pm

    Hahaha, I’ll keep that in mind for whenever I decide to spam you! ;)

    Reply
  7. Sher says

    March 21, 2007 at 8:53 pm

    What’s a little lip hair and a tiny stroke if a potential weight loss is involved? ;)

    Reply
  8. Plain Jane Mom says

    March 22, 2007 at 6:41 am

    The manager must recall that, in hedge fund practices, once the investor is promised something, less cannot be given. Can I Avoid NFA Registration?

    Reply

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