- I am not a dude.
- I don’t have a schlong — truncated or any other kind.
- I know a wonderful woman from Nigeria who I actually would assist with a bank transaction. You, however, are not her.
- Yes, I would like to lose some weight. NO, I do not want to take an unpronounceable supplement recently discovered in the rain forest that costs $79/week and will likely give me a moustache and a stroke.
- And finally I’d like to end with a message to you in what is apparently the bizarre language you speak: “On epistolatory my poplin.” I’m hoping that means “leave me the freak alone you weirdos!”
SuburbanOblivion says
March 21, 2007 at 4:43 pmLucky you, I actually miss the penis spam. All mine lately want to give me mortgages.
Moobs says
March 21, 2007 at 5:20 pmSo … er … may I interest you in buying into this penny stock I have a holding in which is about to skyrocket?
Plain Jane Mom says
March 21, 2007 at 5:23 pmWell Moobs, I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and really don’t know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. Can I completely trust you?
Toni says
March 21, 2007 at 6:46 pm*Snort! I hate spam! I seem to just get credit card offers!
Dad Gone Mad says
March 21, 2007 at 8:00 pmFrankly, I’m very relieved to know that you’re schlongless. I’ll rest easy tonight.
Ivy says
March 21, 2007 at 8:16 pmHahaha, I’ll keep that in mind for whenever I decide to spam you! ;)
Sher says
March 21, 2007 at 8:53 pmWhat’s a little lip hair and a tiny stroke if a potential weight loss is involved? ;)
Plain Jane Mom says
March 22, 2007 at 6:41 amThe manager must recall that, in hedge fund practices, once the investor is promised something, less cannot be given. Can I Avoid NFA Registration?