Some simple tips for more effectively spamming Plain Jane Mom.

  1. I am not a dude.
  2. I don’t have a schlong — truncated or any other kind.
  3. I know a wonderful woman from Nigeria who I actually would assist with a bank transaction. You, however, are not her.
  4. Yes, I would like to lose some weight. NO, I do not want to take an unpronounceable supplement recently discovered in the rain forest that costs $79/week and will likely give me a moustache and a stroke.
  5. And finally I’d like to end with a message to you in what is apparently the bizarre language you speak: “On epistolatory my poplin.” I’m hoping that means “leave me the freak alone you weirdos!”

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8 responses to “Some simple tips for more effectively spamming Plain Jane Mom.”

  1. SuburbanOblivion Avatar

    Lucky you, I actually miss the penis spam. All mine lately want to give me mortgages.

  2. Moobs Avatar

    So … er … may I interest you in buying into this penny stock I have a holding in which is about to skyrocket?

  3. Plain Jane Mom Avatar

    Well Moobs, I am just 19 years old and a university undergraduate and really don’t know what to do. This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast. Can I completely trust you?

  4. Toni Avatar

    *Snort! I hate spam! I seem to just get credit card offers!

  5. Dad Gone Mad Avatar

    Frankly, I’m very relieved to know that you’re schlongless. I’ll rest easy tonight.

  6. Ivy Avatar

    Hahaha, I’ll keep that in mind for whenever I decide to spam you! ;)

  7. Sher Avatar

    What’s a little lip hair and a tiny stroke if a potential weight loss is involved? ;)

  8. Plain Jane Mom Avatar

    The manager must recall that, in hedge fund practices, once the investor is promised something, less cannot be given. Can I Avoid NFA Registration?

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