Tag: dadgonemad
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, January 6, 2008
I agree. I don’t think Britney Spears will be alive come 2009, and that is a tragedy. And her kids… it is all just so awful. Phew, I was worried there for a minute! Conclusion is debatable ;) Contemplation under the cork tree. Now unlike what we’re having in California today, that’s real weather. (And…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 2, 2008
WHOO HOO! Oh man, I’m going to cry! You have got to be kidding me. Yeah, so I’m not really sure… Yes, it is. Final analysis: I’m old too.
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Why I swear on my blog
Because I fucking can, that’s why. I don’t curse in front of my kids. I don’t swear in front of other parents at school. I don’t whip out the naughty words (very often) at work. But I have it in me, and just like the release valve on a pressure cooker, sometimes I have to…
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, November 4, 2007
Go here and visit. Even when something is expected, you don’t get off easy. Stop by. Ick ick ick. But not a delicious fruit penis. Wow. I. Am. Hooked. More!
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Ack, I think my heart would stop for a second! Wondering what my dream childhood would have been? Wonder no longer. Snort! Yes, airports suck monkey balls. HA! And I’m still laughing about the black market bazooka. I hate when that happens. What ever happened to quality kitteh, anyway? Recalls: Sara Lee bread and True…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 19, 2007
Go see Shannon. This is an excellent question. Such a sweet sibling story. Alli sounds seriously scary. And messy. I don’t know why I’m telling you about this because it just worsens my chances of winning… But there you go. Recalls: Lots of toys made by Soldier Bear for lead, and Disney earrings for lead.
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Partial list of freaking awesome bloggers who use full feeds
Dooce Amalah Izzy Busymom Joy Unexpected Dad Gone Mad Oh, the Joys Queen of Spain The Zero Boss Suburban Turmoil Julia Confessions of a Pioneer Woman Ann Douglas MetroDad … the list could go on and on, but I’m tired of copy-pasting… This is just a tiny sample of a few well-known bloggers who offer…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, June 11, 2007
Ouch! I feel like this right now. I think I just died a little… Whoa, I guess I am old and creepy.
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Recalls & warnings: Avandia, and Margaret Holmes Seasoned Turnip Greens kaaakkttthhhffffpppppttttt… Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love. Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now. “A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.” I love love love this and I totally agree.…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 9, 2007
“But when it comes to my own speech and behavior, I turn into a freakshow of panic and despair.” Hilarious video in honor of Nurses Week! “Wow. I’m going to have a baby tomorrow.” Good luck! “And he said he would be looking for cysts or polyps or tumors – TUMORS! – that might be…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 12, 2007
Toy recall: Small World Wood Puzzles for choking hazard. FYI. This is very sad news. Always go with your heart. Go throw her some beads. Of course, this wouldn’t be discovered when spelling something like C-A-N-D-Y. “I will try to make my purchases more “Eleven friendly” in the future.” (And I had so much fun…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Product recalls: Baby Trend baby-carrier backpacks for fall hazard. QVC children’s robe for flammability. Radio-control airplanes for fire hazard. I agree, educational programming can save lives. Might I add: the Upside Down Show that emphasizes not covering the toilet seat in one’s own urine? I’m not a doctor, but I suspect it is better than…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, March 23, 2007
Baby product recall: 100,000 Infantino SlingRider sling carriers for a faulty part that could cause the baby to fall out. One child has suffered a skull fracture! I agree, South Beach is a bitch. Great boob news! ANOTHER person going to BlogHer. Sigh… I WANT THESE PLATES. My boys would go completely nuts for them.…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, February 3, 2007
Today’s blogger who made me snort wine out my nose: Joe.My.God William: I hate you. Seriously, dude. Please at least tell me you’re not the guy who stops 20 feet from the car in front of them and then s-l-o-w-l-y inches up while waiting for the light to change. ACK! “Clean”? Did he really say…