Tag: freakparade
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 25, 2007
(I’m writing this with one eye tied behind my back, so it’ll be short. But oh.so.sweeet.) Ugh, asshats indeed. “She sparkled.” I was going to watch this today but I haven’t gotten a chance to yet. Let me know how it is! $30. Snort. I want to meet you too!
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007
Recalls: Samara Brothers boys clothing, Mervyn’s girls pants, Shark cartilage capsules (?), kids books, and Currey & Company lamps. I only was able to watch half of this before being scarred for life. If that’s acting, you can just come over with a camera crew right now and watch me talk back to the computer…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Product recall-apalooza: Dog treats for salmonella, Shrek headbands for stabbing hazard, Life is Good / RedEnvelope kid sweatshirts for drawstring strangulation, Disney footy PJs for burn hazard, and nearly ONE MILLION pieces of kid jewelry for high lead levels. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: JUST DON’T BUY KID JEWELRY, OK? I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, March 30, 2007
This puts me in the mind of getting a pedicure for myself as well… Oooohhh, stubborn kids… I can relate. “Will it grow back when he’s older?” That’s a good one. I remember the baby-product lust — and it went away after I’d had kids and therefore had no time for shopping. “Your uterus is…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 8, 2007
Product recall: Discount School Supply art easel recalled for high levels of lead paint. Need a new game to entertain your toddlers? Domestic Slackstress dishes the straight up truth. Izzy has the Depot of the Home by the short hairs. Someone tell Queen of Spain about these! Chad is a brave man. Also stupid. But…