Tag: ingliseast

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, September 3, 2007

    Check out how many people are required to replace the amazing Freddie Mercury. Excellent questions. Go congratulate the hard-working folks over at Maya’s Mom — sweet! Snort! “How fucking long were you watching me? You are worse than Santa.” Oooh, it doesn’t get better than this. I’m going to have to have a chat with…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, June 18, 2007

    I love a good list — and this one is so helpful. Everybody say aw… Cheers! Blech. I need to go wash my eyeballs now. Today’s the day — good luck! Truly gutting news. I don’t know what else to say.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 1, 2007

    Recalls: more childrens jewelry for lead, round cribs for bad instructions, and pine cone candles. “This was not the post I wanted to write.” Ugh, Mr. Plain had this once too. It’s awful! Snort! “From what we see on his brain, he shouldn’t be able to do that either.” I love this picture — they…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007

    Going to Blogher? Check in with Izzy. Check my sidebar to see when I’m going. “The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…” Fuck. I don’t have anything else. “Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007

    Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…