(Wow, when did I turn this into a ‘weekly’ instead of ‘daily’ feature?? Um. Oops.)
Recall: Risotto from Target.
“I told my realtor that the realtor who brought them here is never to step foot on my property again.” Because what Mir needs is more stress right now.
Always call the gas company if you smell even the slightest leak.
“What I wanted to say was, ‘Why do you do that?’ours on Friday!