Yay!! New baby! Congrats to Frema! 11 pounds 4 ounces is either a typo, or your qualification for some sort of medal. Ouch.
I love anyone who says this: “I don’t know where these facts came from, but they’re so gross they have to be legit.” Ack.
If I wrote this post it would have been called “Why I hate telephones”
This happened to Craig’s underwear one time. Is there anyone in the world who drycleans cotton boxers?