Tag: mom-o-matic
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 29, 2008
I couldn’t be more excited that this vintage button jewelry business is taking off! How to be a popular mommyblogger — I really can’t improve on the title. Fine. If you’re a exploitative zombie-pimp, you’re my favorite exploitative zombie-pimp. (I’m not sure the pic at the end of the post could be any cuter.) Scary…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 12, 2008
Lisa at Clusterfook is living in the present — are you? For sure, women need something for themselves. The last line made me snort coffee out my nose! Good gravy, is it just me, or is this dress really beautiful? Yes, balance is good, but it’s important for women to get a seat at the…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Beautiful. And I couldn’t agree more. «:» Terrifying words: “resistant to sedatives“… «:» Ouch, my mom had that when I was a kid and it is terrible! «:» I weep for this development too. Too soon, too soon! «:» Yes, he’s trying to tell you more vegetable oil! «:» Building great men one at a…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, January 11, 2008
Don’t you just love this kind of ca-razy? OK, maybe bad, but also hilarious. Snort. I’m just happy that this wasn’t written from prison!
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Go Read It Today, Monday, December 10, 2007
I’m now in the position of desperately needing to know what a “more secure location” for underwear is. I also want to know how you can kiss before you date… IMO, Cleatus is lucky to be alive! Snort! That’s my kind of humor. Are you the owner of malfunctioning housing forms? Go buck up Amalah,…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, December 8, 2007
One way to help those flooded in western Washington. This package isn’t even for me, and I can’t wait to find out what’s in it! … Faith and hope :) … Mrs. F has a new gig! … Good to know. Snort! … A good question … Wow! … “It was a safety issue.”
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Go Read It Today, Friday, November 9, 2007
SNORT! And Wendy has gone Hollywood :) Congrats woman — you deserve it! Oh fuck. I’ve been there and it is awful. Sigh. I love lolcats best of all. But lolcats with nuts? Even better. (Lately I’ve gotten more than the usual number of requests to be included in a GRIT post. Step one: read…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, November 3, 2007
OMGWTFBBQLOL — seriously, Shannon you’re funny. Fantastic plan. And a similar theme. Sister’s got some serious balls. A hitherto unheard of father-daughter bond. Well of course you don’t touch your anus — doesn’t everyone know that?
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Go Read It Today, Monday, October 8, 2007
Sounds peaceful! This kid clearly needs to visit grandma and grandpa more often — jackpot indeed! Snort! Got a kid party coming up? Check it out! Or maybe you want a different kind of party?
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Am I watching them, or are they watching me?
I decided to see what all the fuss and excitement is about, and yesterday I joined Weight Watchers online. But please tell me I won’t end up like this woman. Because the online membership isn’t cheap, and if I’m going to just end up looking like I’ve done too much crank, maybe I should just…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, August 30, 2007
I am a huge fan of brotherly love. Oh my gosh, this is adorable! Very worthy use of bandwidth, because “clean it”?? I never would have come up with that. I LOVE this show too! And if you’re looking for the Product Recalls they’ve moved into my sidebar. Too much freaking lead in the world…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Yay, new high-tech baby! Congratulations!! Blech. I was wondering what that was. Gorgeous, of course. Someone I am sick over not meeting… Looky looky — I’m on Ree’s blog! OK, in just the last photo, but now I’m famous! I’m pretty sure she meant articulated, unless that is one smart dick. I pray I never…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Oh good grief! Don’t let your toddler read this. Look away if you love Crocs. Please commiserate with L. Go Wendy, Go Wendy, it’s your birthday! I just want to know how these don’t roll down and become a belt. I’ve been doing my part for the last couple of days! You’re welcome. Recalls: More…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, June 22, 2007
Snort! Fantastic news! And set to the best song we danced to at our wedding, I have to agree. Sometimes just being there really is enough. Go give some assvice about blogging. Behold the power of the internet, but I still think she needs to go to the doctor… Very sweet and very true. Yes!…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007
Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, February 25, 2007
Sarah’s got potty training questions. What a sweet smooch photo. Jean Luc Picard appears to be trying to corner the market on mom blogs. He owns some Plain Jane Mom too. And no, I don’t get this either. Weight Watchers appears to be harrassing Mona. “SCROTUM!” And look, I’ve got kudos, nothing but kudos for…