Tag: momtothescreamingmasses

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, September 3, 2007

    Check out how many people are required to replace the amazing Freddie Mercury. Excellent questions. Go congratulate the hard-working folks over at Maya’s Mom — sweet! Snort! “How fucking long were you watching me? You are worse than Santa.” Oooh, it doesn’t get better than this. I’m going to have to have a chat with…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, July 6, 2007

    What a great story! Go vote. News from Thordora. Recalls: Mag Stix Magnetic Building Sets, and Children’s jewelry containing lead.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007

    Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 20, 2007

    “Cashier: *silently checks out my items*” People with no sense of humor are so boring. I laughed! The story behind the ink. Totly LOL.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007

    Recalls: Samara Brothers boys clothing, Mervyn’s girls pants, Shark cartilage capsules (?), kids books, and Currey & Company lamps. I only was able to watch half of this before being scarred for life. If that’s acting, you can just come over with a camera crew right now and watch me talk back to the computer…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 20, 2007

    Recall: More about Magnetix and other magnet toys. Whoa, what a CUTE newborn! And another new baby! Congratulations to you both :) Another person who understands that doctors work for you, not the other way around. SNORT! I am suffering from a serious case of lolcat withdrawal. “And your wife laughs so hard she pees…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, April 2, 2007

    MamaLoves, unlike ME, was able to find her prom pictures. A limo for 14? That party was rockin’. Another convert! Ah yes, kahlua. Truly a hard argument to mediate! Another FlyLady dropout — cool with me, though, because I think the flylady is nuts.

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 1, 2007

    Happy April Fool’s Day! Product recalls: More pet food, and even more pet food. “S-I-X-T-Y. Six zero. 60. SIXTY.” Congratulations! This is a great story, but my take-home lesson was Oh My God — there’s a vacuum that costs $2,000! Ack! Awesome fatherly advice!

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, February 13, 2007

    Scroll down to see the awesome picture and the sweet story that goes with it. “I Hope She’ll Remember More of Me Than the Back of My Head”. And so do I. Well, with my own kids not yours… This is such a great story about a dad. Based on this one story I feel…