Tag: mother-of-the-year

  • Please let me give you money

    Update: this contest is over. So I’m one of 9 judges in a Mother of the Year contest where one of the prizes is $5,000. I would love nothing more than for the winner to be one of you lovely ladies reading this right now, so please, please, please enter so I can vote for…

  • I'm not as good a mumbler as I thought…

    …because I just heard Robbie say “god dammit!” (Note to self: must submit this story to Mother of the Year contest, but will most likely just fucking forget to do it.) NOW how am I supposed to let off steam? If you hear a loud bang coming from Northern California it means that my head…