Tag: recalls

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007

    Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 26, 2007

    (Again, writing this with really the use of just the one eyeball, so if this GRIT is sad please blame it on lefty.) Recalls: MaraNatha Tahini, and exploding grape juice. Jay needs some recommendations for music to listen to when life sucks. (Hint: skip the Sarah McLachlan…) I’m thinking that Y could use some of…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 24, 2007

    Recalls: Tri-Star Toys for choking hazard, Soldier Bear toys for lead poisoning, and off-road motorcycles for fuel leaks. “To appease my baby fix I hold other people’s babies when they stop being newborns.” Go tell Nell some good stories about Lyme disease. One BlogHer hotel has sold out… Go tell Melanie about some things that…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007

    Recalls & warnings: Avandia, and Margaret Holmes Seasoned Turnip Greens kaaakkttthhhffffpppppttttt… Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love. Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now. “A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.” I love love love this and I totally agree.…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007

    Recalls: Samara Brothers boys clothing, Mervyn’s girls pants, Shark cartilage capsules (?), kids books, and Currey & Company lamps. I only was able to watch half of this before being scarred for life. If that’s acting, you can just come over with a camera crew right now and watch me talk back to the computer…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 17, 2007

    Recalls: Lead in Children’s gardening gloves — give me a break. Also, GE Dishwashers are catching on fire. Seems like a problem. “Hey there, cheap-ass Reverend Bob!” Fuck no. May 17th, are you ready? Learn web development from Shazia! Thank God someone can explain this to me… BWAA HAA HAA HAA!

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007

    Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…

  • 450,000 Evenflo Embrace infant car seats recalled for fall hazard

    160 children have been injured as a result of the handle on this seat suddenly breaking and flinging the child out onto the ground. Sold for almost 2 years, this is a large recall. Full details are available on the CPSC web site.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 7, 2007

    Recall: Risotto from Target. “I’m not always a good parent. Likewise, I’m not always a bad parent. I hope I am a good enough parent.” AMEN! “I told my realtor that the realtor who brought them here is never to step foot on my property again.” Because what Mir needs is more stress right now.…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 5, 2007

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! Recalls: More freaking kid jewelry. SNORT!! So funny I almost had a stroke while reading it. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (Uh oh, did I build it up too much?) For the record, if this happens to me I am quitting. OMG it’s another snort — can I get my…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 4, 2007

    Recalls: MILK, and those cute Parent’s Magazine toy cell phones. lolcatz on ur ebayz selin u craap “Why does food cost this much?” Loving the kids who require more from us. I liked this book, so go win a copy!

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 3, 2007

    Recalls / warnings: Momsquawk does a great job covering the amazing number of products recalled today for being too leadful. Also, the Payless version of kid Crocs, antidepressant use by young adults, Colchicine, Baby Einstein activity center toy. Go write a post about how you’re a good parent, and then go tell GGC. (Who, by…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 2, 2007

    Recalls / warnings: Adderall, Ritalin, Strattera and other ADHD drugs, Ambien, Lunesta, Restoril and other sleeping pills, Actimmune, Xolair, and Salivart Oral Moisturizer. More on the full feeds / partial feeds debate. (Yesterday’s debate was in these comments.) And I just have to say… way to go Melanie!!! Whoa, can you say “self-centered“?? Not unless…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 1, 2007

    Recalls: Queso fresco Mexican cheese. Lots of pet food. Just make Spot some of whatever you’re having tonight, K? Check this special plea for The Make a Wish Foundation, an organization that makes me cry just to think about it. Imagine how the families feel who need to use its services and then go lend…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 27, 2007

    Alert: Jennifer is in the hospital and may need surgery for a kidney stone! Recalls: Snowmobiles, electric heaters. (They waited until the end of April for these??) Paige, I’m sorry to say that you’ve fallen in with some humorless folks. “This water is too hot! It’s burning my footwrists!” Are you web-talented? Looking for work?…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 26, 2007

    Recall: Laptop batteries. “I pee pee in the box.” Wonderful story about Marilyn Monroe that I had never heard before. “Have you seen an angry Shar Pei puppy?” Whoa, me too. I think I’m gonna cry! “It’s my biggest shame. My only secret. The thing I never tell.” And by the way… where did yesterday…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, April 23, 2007

    Remember last week when I said I was thinking about doing these “Go Read It Today” posts only Monday – Friday? Well, I tried it this weekend and I hated it! They’re going back to a daily schedule AND I’m going to start a new weekly feature on the site as well. I’m thinking I’ll…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 20, 2007

    Recall: More about Magnetix and other magnet toys. Whoa, what a CUTE newborn! And another new baby! Congratulations to you both :) Another person who understands that doctors work for you, not the other way around. SNORT! I am suffering from a serious case of lolcat withdrawal. “And your wife laughs so hard she pees…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 19, 2007

    Recalls: Bouncy seats, Pet food, and more pet food, and a Viagra-like product called H S Joy of Love. (I laughed that the URL had the word “firmrecall” in it — does that make me Beavis or Butthead?) “Heat rash, my butt.” “I see you glimpsing yourself, considering your impact on the world, struggling to…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007

    Product recall-apalooza: Dog treats for salmonella, Shrek headbands for stabbing hazard, Life is Good / RedEnvelope kid sweatshirts for drawstring strangulation, Disney footy PJs for burn hazard, and nearly ONE MILLION pieces of kid jewelry for high lead levels. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: JUST DON’T BUY KID JEWELRY, OK? I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 14, 2007

    Urgent food recall: Borrelli, Bonta di Puglia, Cento, Corrado’s, Dal Raccolto, Flora, Roland and Vantia brand olives. What a wonderful photo! I would rather listen to the 12 Cats of Christmas than this. Prove you’re not bastard people, and ask after her dog already. This is a tough call. Go cast your vote. “Mommy, I’m…