Heard on the street: “FYI, dude, the six year old talks.” and “…crack whores don’t usually wear knee highs to ply their wares…” and “I may be the only woman in America who is using an electric wand massager for its intended purpose.”
I love anyone who says this: “I don’t know where these facts came from, but they’re so gross they have to be legit.” Ack.
If I wrote this post it would have been called “Why I hate telephones”
This happened to Craig’s underwear one time. Is there anyone in the world who drycleans cotton boxers?
(Wow, when did I turn this into a ‘weekly’ instead of ‘daily’ feature?? Um. Oops.)