Tag: schmutzie

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 13, 2008

    I weep for the future of our children. Possibly the best movie pitch EVER! I faxed her some pregnancy-safe crack, whatchoo got? I love Five Star Friday! I have a sneaking suspicion that Bossy will be the subject of an important Facebook meeting come Monday. Susan needs suggestions on how to bathe a child with…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 29, 2007

    (Pardon the dust as I catch up and get back to speed after a glorious week+ off :) Fantastic news!!! I hope this deal goes through. I can’t wait to hear about PunditMom’s trip! Enlightening, but it is just going to make me want to buy more… Snort. AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, July 16, 2007

    HAWT!!! And ALSO HAWT!!! I have it on good authority that preventing this is a dad’s sole job. So sad, so sad… Something interesting is unfolding here. I’m watching. Join me. Yeah, so if you don’t live near me this will mean nothing to you. But you can still laugh :) Her giving spirit is…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 10, 2007

    Recall (CORRECTED): Britax Regent car seats manufactured between 11/10/2005 and 6/18/07 have an important change to their installation instructions. This means these incredibly expensive seats will no longer work in some cars. If Britax is truly not offering any recourse to those affected, this is pretty amazing behavior from a company I used to respect.…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 3, 2007

    Yes. A revolution I have no problem joining. Oh, good lord. Argh, go comment.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, July 2, 2007

    Ouch. I’d say he‘s lucky to be alive. Truly brilliant problem-solving. Go lend your support. Interesting to think about. Other than the fact that my brain just cannot understand “grams” this is a great post. Oh, so sweet. Not enough to make me want another, but a wonderful reminder of what it was like.

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 19, 2007

    Um. Wow. I remember this feeling very well. Please hang in there. Very good advice. OH THE HUMANITY. I disagree. I like to get my Jesus on with sweaty speed freaks. Yeah. Bull shit indeed.

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007

    Going to Blogher? Check in with Izzy. Check my sidebar to see when I’m going. “The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…” Fuck. I don’t have anything else. “Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 23, 2007

    First the Cockroll, then a pussy haircut. Hmmm… :) I wore a uniform for 6 years, but what do you think? “…I am The Boss of the World…” Damn straight. Wow, that would be incredible. “Scientists are astounded.” HA! Ditto. And no, I have no answers. “Getting pregnant hasn’t really ever been our major problem.…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007

    Recalls & warnings: Avandia, and Margaret Holmes Seasoned Turnip Greens kaaakkttthhhffffpppppttttt… Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love. Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now. “A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.” I love love love this and I totally agree.…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 19, 2007

    The Blogher conference schedule is now online! Oh. So sad. Ditto. (Beautiful post. Made me cry.) Before I had kids I would have thought that this woman was insane. But now I think she should get a Major Award. “You get older, your shrink and your body is scribbly.” “I’m going to tell you something,…