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  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 25, 2007

    (I’m writing this with one eye tied behind my back, so it’ll be short. But oh.so.sweeet.) Ugh, asshats indeed. “She sparkled.” I was going to watch this today but I haven’t gotten a chance to yet. Let me know how it is! $30. Snort. I want to meet you too!

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 25, 2007

    The CPSC is reminding folks that Spring is a good time to make sure your home play areas and equipment are ready for another season. And check out your local park and school for good measure. Snort! Ick! Show of hands: how many of you would blame the internet and not yourselves if you did…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 20, 2007

    Recall: More about Magnetix and other magnet toys. Whoa, what a CUTE newborn! And another new baby! Congratulations to you both :) Another person who understands that doctors work for you, not the other way around. SNORT! I am suffering from a serious case of lolcat withdrawal. “And your wife laughs so hard she pees…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007

    Product recall-apalooza: Dog treats for salmonella, Shrek headbands for stabbing hazard, Life is Good / RedEnvelope kid sweatshirts for drawstring strangulation, Disney footy PJs for burn hazard, and nearly ONE MILLION pieces of kid jewelry for high lead levels. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: JUST DON’T BUY KID JEWELRY, OK? I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’…