Tag: shenuts

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 26, 2007

    Recall: Laptop batteries. “I pee pee in the box.” Wonderful story about Marilyn Monroe that I had never heard before. “Have you seen an angry Shar Pei puppy?” Whoa, me too. I think I’m gonna cry! “It’s my biggest shame. My only secret. The thing I never tell.” And by the way… where did yesterday…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 19, 2007

    Recalls: Bouncy seats, Pet food, and more pet food, and a Viagra-like product called H S Joy of Love. (I laughed that the URL had the word “firmrecall” in it — does that make me Beavis or Butthead?) “Heat rash, my butt.” “I see you glimpsing yourself, considering your impact on the world, struggling to…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, January 31, 2007

    You think Barney is weird? CityMama has even better examples of amorphous blobs entertaining our kids. Not a funny story. Melanie has a creepy stalker on her bus. Do your kids give personalities to every. single. thing. in the house? Then you’ll sympathize and snicker at this. Does your partner teach your kid “interesting” tricks?…