Tag: sick
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I'm feeling corpsy, but thanks for asking
I’m now sicker than I was yesterday, but at least the kids are in school. The little germ-laden fuckers. Seriously, when they get sick I only catch what they have occasionally. And when I do I just get a little touch of what they had. You know, because I’m big and strong and all that.…
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You've got to be kidding me, it's only Wednesday?
Monday, home with one sick kid. Tuesday, home with two sick kids. Wednesday, home sick with three sick kids. You see where this is going, right? Come Friday we’ll be on the news. “Local family harbors mutant strain of plague! Film at Eleven!” In my delirium, however, I can’t stop laughing at this picture. Is…
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Is this breathy voice still sexy when followed by my discretely coughing out a lung?
It’s a good thing that blogging is a written medium because my voice is almost completely gone today. And along with it for the ride is my mind. I can’t blame not getting enough sleep on my cold, however, it is all Buffy’s fault. You know, the Vampire Slayer? As you may know, Mr. Plain…
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My personal Circle of Hell is apparently a foot-deep in puke. Who knew?
Chip has had a relapse of the stomach flu I thought he was done with, and I feel like we have a newborn in the house. I’m up every 2-3 hours at night and I constantly smell like puke. Yeah, I know, “me me me.” Of course Chip is sad too, but hell… he can…
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Old-fashioned Sudafed is making me punchy and loopy. But how will you notice the difference?
I’m all hopped up on Sudafed and I can’t really string thoughts together today, so this will be a stream of consciousness post. I know, those are about as interesting to read as those irritating “here’s what I dreamt last night” posts, so I won’t be hurt if you decide to come back tomorrow to…
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lady made of lead
So f-ing tired today, no brain left for write or comment more than 3 word. Nyquil last night mean fog today. Watch I cheat and distract you w/ cute pic: [photo removed] Returning to lumpen state. See later.
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I'm not sick…
…I’m just ignoring you. Or maybe that’s the other way around. Clearly time for more cold medicine. ‘night!