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“The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…”
Fuck. I don’t have anything else.
“Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to let the water out.'” Whoa.
Check out Vodkarella — fantastic list! (And I hate lists.) “Unsubscribe is the new black here.” Snort.
You’re still wrong. Coke Zero (and the heaven that is Cherry Coke Zero) is the best.
Have you been looking for Peg?
Hey Jessica: fucking right on — I love it. Those kids need someone.
Brains can be wonderful. They force you to have thoughts like this so that you are ever-vigilant and don’t let the events happen for real.
Brains can be a pain in the ass when they refuse to catch up to you.