Tag: slouchingmom

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007

    Going to Blogher? Check in with Izzy. Check my sidebar to see when I’m going. “The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…” Fuck. I don’t have anything else. “Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 27, 2007

    Alert: Jennifer is in the hospital and may need surgery for a kidney stone! Recalls: Snowmobiles, electric heaters. (They waited until the end of April for these??) Paige, I’m sorry to say that you’ve fallen in with some humorless folks. “This water is too hot! It’s burning my footwrists!” Are you web-talented? Looking for work?…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, April 26, 2007

    Recall: Laptop batteries. “I pee pee in the box.” Wonderful story about Marilyn Monroe that I had never heard before. “Have you seen an angry Shar Pei puppy?” Whoa, me too. I think I’m gonna cry! “It’s my biggest shame. My only secret. The thing I never tell.” And by the way… where did yesterday…