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  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 19, 2007

    Go see Shannon. This is an excellent question. Such a sweet sibling story. Alli sounds seriously scary. And messy. I don’t know why I’m telling you about this because it just worsens my chances of winning… But there you go. Recalls: Lots of toys made by Soldier Bear for lead, and Disney earrings for lead.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, July 16, 2007

    HAWT!!! And ALSO HAWT!!! I have it on good authority that preventing this is a dad’s sole job. So sad, so sad… Something interesting is unfolding here. I’m watching. Join me. Yeah, so if you don’t live near me this will mean nothing to you. But you can still laugh :) Her giving spirit is…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 12, 2007

    This makes me so.freaking.happy. (If you don’t read Julia, when she says ’13’ she’s referring to pregnancy number 13. She has one child so far and is now pregnant with twins after, well, lots more than I have space for here. Go read her blog.) Did I mention I’m happy? For someone I’ve never met…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, June 27, 2007

    Hey. Have you checked out my new blog yet? Now is a great time to stop by because I’m giving stuff away! The “My Label Maker is broken this week” shirts are ready! Snort, now that’s a party I’d attend. Oh fuck, Zoot. I know how that goes and I’m hating it along with you.…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 7, 2007

    Recalls: Cannondale bikes, Simplicity Cribs, and Toby’s dressings. Yay! One of my favorite writers on the Silicon Valley Mom Blog has started her own blog. Check it out. A heartbeat: fantastic. Sing it, sister. Snort! And then this made me choke on my coffee. Add this post and it is a wonder I drank any…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 5, 2007

    BABY!! At first I thought that this guy was a massive tool, but you can see it got straightened out in the comments. I vote for “Kiss my Grits.” A baby product that frightens me. Man, I wish I were a kid and had been invited to this tea party!

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 31, 2007

    Recalls: Fisher Price baby swings for entrapment hazard, toy drums for LEAD. The current recipient of my hatred. “She is ulurgik to dog’s and cat’s.” Go share your colic tips. Argh, I get this too and it makes me insane(er). Oh, made me cry too. I’m tense just having read this. The RSS feed of…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007

    Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 26, 2007

    (Again, writing this with really the use of just the one eyeball, so if this GRIT is sad please blame it on lefty.) Recalls: MaraNatha Tahini, and exploding grape juice. Jay needs some recommendations for music to listen to when life sucks. (Hint: skip the Sarah McLachlan…) I’m thinking that Y could use some of…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 23, 2007

    First the Cockroll, then a pussy haircut. Hmmm… :) I wore a uniform for 6 years, but what do you think? “…I am The Boss of the World…” Damn straight. Wow, that would be incredible. “Scientists are astounded.” HA! Ditto. And no, I have no answers. “Getting pregnant hasn’t really ever been our major problem.…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 19, 2007

    The Blogher conference schedule is now online! Oh. So sad. Ditto. (Beautiful post. Made me cry.) Before I had kids I would have thought that this woman was insane. But now I think she should get a Major Award. “You get older, your shrink and your body is scribbly.” “I’m going to tell you something,…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007

    Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 15, 2007

    “It’s nice to be gotten.” Just reading this freaked me out! I can’t watch this show either. And visit Thordora. Tell her to come back.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 11, 2007

    Looking for a job? Do you have “the ability to laugh, and take a compliment as well as an order”? Do you like cookies? “Mama, why you call dat man a juicebox?” I so hope this works out! I’m still giggling about “Captain Nutsack.” Another reason to feel sad and dirty when I think of…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 10, 2007

    All I can say is read this post. I don’t have words to describe her bravery. Great link to pediatric medication dosages She definitely makes it look tempting, and it is cheap, but I still don’t think I could work it into my life. A new treatment for Parkinson’s has been approved. “this not works…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 9, 2007

    “But when it comes to my own speech and behavior, I turn into a freakshow of panic and despair.” Hilarious video in honor of Nurses Week! “Wow. I’m going to have a baby tomorrow.” Good luck! “And he said he would be looking for cysts or polyps or tumors – TUMORS! – that might be…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 5, 2007

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! Recalls: More freaking kid jewelry. SNORT!! So funny I almost had a stroke while reading it. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (Uh oh, did I build it up too much?) For the record, if this happens to me I am quitting. OMG it’s another snort — can I get my…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 2, 2007

    Recalls / warnings: Adderall, Ritalin, Strattera and other ADHD drugs, Ambien, Lunesta, Restoril and other sleeping pills, Actimmune, Xolair, and Salivart Oral Moisturizer. More on the full feeds / partial feeds debate. (Yesterday’s debate was in these comments.) And I just have to say… way to go Melanie!!! Whoa, can you say “self-centered“?? Not unless…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 28, 2007

    Jennifer is out of the hospital and doing well! What a great story of people who were meant to be together. And today’s cry is courtesy of Andria. Amalah’s smackdown this week is unusual and very moving. Check it out. I agree — why would you assume you’d be able to bring a baby to…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 27, 2007

    Alert: Jennifer is in the hospital and may need surgery for a kidney stone! Recalls: Snowmobiles, electric heaters. (They waited until the end of April for these??) Paige, I’m sorry to say that you’ve fallen in with some humorless folks. “This water is too hot! It’s burning my footwrists!” Are you web-talented? Looking for work?…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, April 20, 2007

    Recall: More about Magnetix and other magnet toys. Whoa, what a CUTE newborn! And another new baby! Congratulations to you both :) Another person who understands that doctors work for you, not the other way around. SNORT! I am suffering from a serious case of lolcat withdrawal. “And your wife laughs so hard she pees…