Tag: swearing
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Why I swear on my blog
Because I fucking can, that’s why. I don’t curse in front of my kids. I don’t swear in front of other parents at school. I don’t whip out the naughty words (very often) at work. But I have it in me, and just like the release valve on a pressure cooker, sometimes I have to…
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I'm not as good a mumbler as I thought…
…because I just heard Robbie say “god dammit!” (Note to self: must submit this story to Mother of the Year contest, but will most likely just fucking forget to do it.) NOW how am I supposed to let off steam? If you hear a loud bang coming from Northern California it means that my head…
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Little ears hear all, even when you're trying to be good. So why bother?
Mike just impatiently said to my mom, “Let’s open the flipping door!!!” It just doesn’t sound right coming out of my kid’s mouth, so my quest to find a replacement for the f-word continues…