Tag: vomit
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To see the evil and the good without hiding. You must help me if you can.
I’m tired of writing about my eyes, so you guys must be sick to death of reading about them. So, now for something completely different: vomit. Yes, that’s right. Robbie woke up and promptly vomited on me. Apparently I’m going to have to keep track of how many people and/or dogs vomit on me just…
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Whoo doggy, that was a good day.
For the first time I caught Lucy thecutestdogever mid-squat before she was able to pee on the rug. I grabbed her to take her outside. I had almost reached the door when I noticed she was squirming around strangely… Suddenly: puking puppy… I’m slipping in it… and then I’m on the floor… with all three…
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My personal Circle of Hell is apparently a foot-deep in puke. Who knew?
Chip has had a relapse of the stomach flu I thought he was done with, and I feel like we have a newborn in the house. I’m up every 2-3 hours at night and I constantly smell like puke. Yeah, I know, “me me me.” Of course Chip is sad too, but hell… he can…
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Old-fashioned Sudafed is making me punchy and loopy. But how will you notice the difference?
I’m all hopped up on Sudafed and I can’t really string thoughts together today, so this will be a stream of consciousness post. I know, those are about as interesting to read as those irritating “here’s what I dreamt last night” posts, so I won’t be hurt if you decide to come back tomorrow to…