Tag: wipingupsnot

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, April 7, 2008

    (First of all, I’m sorry for the “Go Read It Today” pile-up in your RSS feed. I imported all the Linksational posts, and unfortunately they ended up as ‘new’ in the feed. Won’t happen again ;) Go help Clusterfook. Just do it. Blurgh, sleep deprivation with a newborn is not my favorite memory. She’s coming…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, December 10, 2007

    I’m now in the position of desperately needing to know what a “more secure location” for underwear is. I also want to know how you can kiss before you date… IMO, Cleatus is lucky to be alive! Snort! That’s my kind of humor. Are you the owner of malfunctioning housing forms? Go buck up Amalah,…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, August 8, 2007

    Now you know why I love where I live. But unfortunately, I live there too. Argh, looking for a job is the worst. Go commiserate with Des. Oh, I LOVE IT.

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, August 7, 2007

    SNORT and watch your back — maybe it really was him? Good lord, Karly, I almost ruptured my spleen laughing. And here’s a hell of a plan. Amy made me cry. Wonderful story. Something important to teach your kids. Unless it is your kid on the receiving end of such stares. Then it is something…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, August 4, 2007

    “Merry Christmas, Mama.” Have you been wondering what the Hell has been happening over at CrankMama.com? Wonder no longer. Such a great description, it’s almost like I was there… oh wait. Yeah, and while nursing too. HA!!! A family dilemma for this new millennium. Alex was great, but those Mike and Juliet people CREEPED ME…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 24, 2007

    Oh good grief! Don’t let your toddler read this. Look away if you love Crocs. Please commiserate with L. Go Wendy, Go Wendy, it’s your birthday! I just want to know how these don’t roll down and become a belt. I’ve been doing my part for the last couple of days! You’re welcome. Recalls: More…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, July 12, 2007

    This makes me so.freaking.happy. (If you don’t read Julia, when she says ’13’ she’s referring to pregnancy number 13. She has one child so far and is now pregnant with twins after, well, lots more than I have space for here. Go read her blog.) Did I mention I’m happy? For someone I’ve never met…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, July 2, 2007

    Ouch. I’d say he‘s lucky to be alive. Truly brilliant problem-solving. Go lend your support. Interesting to think about. Other than the fact that my brain just cannot understand “grams” this is a great post. Oh, so sweet. Not enough to make me want another, but a wonderful reminder of what it was like.

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 22, 2007

    Snort! Fantastic news! And set to the best song we danced to at our wedding, I have to agree. Sometimes just being there really is enough. Go give some assvice about blogging. Behold the power of the internet, but I still think she needs to go to the doctor… Very sweet and very true. Yes!…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 21, 2007

    Would you like some assistance vomiting today? Then read this. Totally ditto! Excellent! Oooh, a smooshy newborn. Yay! Let’s all pitch in and get Karly a scanner. I really need to see this. Yay — I love good news. Have I mentioned my new blog in the past five minutes? No? Ok, so head on…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 5, 2007

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! Recalls: More freaking kid jewelry. SNORT!! So funny I almost had a stroke while reading it. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (Uh oh, did I build it up too much?) For the record, if this happens to me I am quitting. OMG it’s another snort — can I get my…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 15, 2007

    Oh no! Imagine 3 generations from now. Whoa… I have to say that this is an interesting complaint given the name of the blog! The title says it all, and I’m just glad it all turned out OK. Hey, she and I are kindred spirits. I tell my kids that I’ll set their bones myself.…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 10, 2007

    OK, who has the crown? Please mail it to Jessica — it’s her turn this week. Congratulations! I wonder if the fact that the boy in this story is eleven is what is causing the problem? Maybe the laws cover older kids? Either way, it is a terribly sad situation. A botched massage? How disappointing!…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 8, 2007

    Happy Easter “stop lukin i’s layin mah eggz” I don’t know, sounds pretty creative to me! I’m going to Alabama in my mind.

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 15, 2007

    Seriously, if you’re tired of me telling you how great Y is, then just unsubscribe now. I love her honesty and humor. (And no, Y, you’re not alone.) OH MAN, I am actually scared by this! Mostly because I’m just waiting for Chip to be able to talk. This is the kind of thing he’s…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, March 8, 2007

    Product recall: Discount School Supply art easel recalled for high levels of lead paint. Need a new game to entertain your toddlers? Domestic Slackstress dishes the straight up truth. Izzy has the Depot of the Home by the short hairs. Someone tell Queen of Spain about these! Chad is a brave man. Also stupid. But…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, February 26, 2007

    I am saddened to report that yes, today is in fact Monday. Sigh. PMS looks good on you ;) Ha Ha, Karly is drunk! OMG, a 4 column blog layout. At this rate of development, I’ll be able to have a 9 column blog in a year, and never post content ever again! Just reading…