The cars are listening… Watch what you say about them

Last Saturday night Mr.Plain and I were out on our weekly date night (I know!) and discussed our car situation. We’ve tried to figure out a way to have just one car again, but with kids and work it would be too difficult.

We currently have a mini van which I drive and a convertible which he drives. Unfair, yes, but the convertible used to be my car so I guess I have had my turn. Back before kids that is what I drove and Mr. Plain had a station wagon, but man have times changed. I now drive a big brick of a vehicle packed full of kid and dog.

Anyway, back to date night. We now own the convertible outright (pro), but any repairs are kind of pricey (con). Driving a convertible is way fun (pro) and that really trumps any other “con.” So after talking about this on and off over the course of at least a year, we decided to just keep the convertible and get a booster seat for the odd times we’ll need to share kindergarten pickup duty this year.

Oh, and we also decided that it was probably time to get new tires. Our current set is 7 years old and even though we don’t do much long-distance driving, it would probably be a good idea to bite the bullet and get a whole new set.

We went on to have a fantastic evening of margaritas, dinner and a great movie (“Knocked Up” go see it) and drove home. We had left the puppy at my dad’s house, since our 3 insane children are more than enough to keep the sitter busy, and a few blocks away from his house we suddenly noticed the street was really bumpy.

I said “Hey, change lanes for a second…” Hmmm, still bumpy in the other lane. Crap! Flat tire!

The fucking car heard us all the way from the parking garage.

My dad and step mom drove us home from our date — it was almost like high school, well except I didn’t have dates in high school.

So watch what you say around your cars this week. I have a feeling they’re all up to no good. At least mine aren’t.


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6 responses to “The cars are listening… Watch what you say about them”

  1. Karly Avatar

    I would tell you the work that needs done on my minivan, but I’m afraid he might have wireless internet and if he does he would TOTALLY read PJM so I’ll just keep my mouth shut!

  2. Elizabeth Avatar

    There’s a really funny cell phone commercial where a husband and wife are driving, and she is making their last car payment using her cell phone, and before she pushes send she says to him “you know as soon as I make this last payment, something will go wrong with the car”. He says “that’s silly” (or something like that) so she makes the payment, smiles, and then the rearview mirror falls right off. Stephen King was right-cars are much smarter than we thought :)

  3. Elizabeth Avatar

    Oh and P.S. “All I want is to have my peace of mi-ind, take a look ahead, take a look ahead, look a-heaaaaad”

    Rock on, PJM.

  4. Kara Avatar

    I guess that’s why my car is acting funny…cussing at it isn’t working for it anymore. ugh.

  5. MammaLoves Avatar

    Dasterdly little date car!

  6. Her Grace Avatar

    I used to have an old Chevy Blazer with the best ears ever. That, or I was excellent at predicting what was going to go wrong next on it.

    We went to one car last year and love it, but we live only a mile from my husband’s work. He rides his bike in good weather and we run and get him when it’s bad out. Otherwise, I just don’t know if we could manage it!

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