We don't need no stinkin' manuals

Just who, really, is going to read a manual for a freaking toaster oven? Well, apparently I should. We’ve had ours for years and years and I only just accidentally discovered that the little broiler pan fits neatly into a handy slot under the rack. How long have I been lamely trying to balance it on top of the volcanic heating element? Can you say imminent fire hazard?

I must say that now that I’m sleeping more I have a whole new awareness of the world! And my feet, driving, working, really everything I’ve been doing on a daily basis up to now. Pretty sure I’ve been doing a piss-poor job, and it is kind of nice now to be somewhat awake for life’s daily shitstorms miracles. Whoo Haa!


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6 responses to “We don't need no stinkin' manuals”

  1. haley-o Avatar

    ooo…I need to go to bed earlier….I literally procrastinate until it’s, like, way too late. I have to force myself to go to bed by 1am….

  2. Oh, The Joys Avatar

    We recently discovered our toaster has some sort of special bagel toasting (one side only) feature… who knew?!

  3. Mrs. Flinger Avatar

    Oh, good thing, ’cause Sleep is MUCH important. I’m needing it, too. (See? I’m BLOGGING and not doing bills. I’d like to say it’s because I didn’t sleep well.)

    Glad you’re doing better!

  4. Tracie Avatar

    I’m blogging instead of sleeping right now…..oops!

  5. Peggy Avatar

    How funny! You sound like me!

    Love your blog, I’m laughing out loud as I read! Cute boys, too!

    ~Peg

  6. Karen Avatar

    I’m heading straight to the toaster oven- I’ve been balancing mine,too. who knew??

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