Tag: Go Read It Today
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 5, 2007
BABY!! At first I thought that this guy was a massive tool, but you can see it got straightened out in the comments. I vote for “Kiss my Grits.” A baby product that frightens me. Man, I wish I were a kid and had been invited to this tea party!
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Go Read It Today, Monday, June 4, 2007
Recalls: Toothpaste. Go smell Thordora’s latest event. I think that the title says it all. I just love this strict following of the list! A good question. Search party? Whoo hoo!
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Go Read It Today, Friday, June 1, 2007
Recalls: more childrens jewelry for lead, round cribs for bad instructions, and pine cone candles. “This was not the post I wanted to write.” Ugh, Mr. Plain had this once too. It’s awful! Snort! “From what we see on his brain, he shouldn’t be able to do that either.” I love this picture — they…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 31, 2007
Recalls: Fisher Price baby swings for entrapment hazard, toy drums for LEAD. The current recipient of my hatred. “She is ulurgik to dog’s and cat’s.” Go share your colic tips. Argh, I get this too and it makes me insane(er). Oh, made me cry too. I’m tense just having read this. The RSS feed of…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Going to Blogher? Check in with Izzy. Check my sidebar to see when I’m going. “The other parents suddenly fixate on their shoes…” Fuck. I don’t have anything else. “Somehow, the handyman convinced me that this was my fault, although he did offer to drill a few holes in the ceiling free of charge, ‘to…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 28, 2007
Recall: Similac infant formula for low iron levels (no health hazard). BABY! Oh man, the things you think your kids will love that turn out to give them nightmares… Snort! Prediction: he‘ll be asking for the car keys by June. Ann’s got a new blog! Are you too broke for Blogher? You’re not alone. More…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 26, 2007
(Again, writing this with really the use of just the one eyeball, so if this GRIT is sad please blame it on lefty.) Recalls: MaraNatha Tahini, and exploding grape juice. Jay needs some recommendations for music to listen to when life sucks. (Hint: skip the Sarah McLachlan…) I’m thinking that Y could use some of…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 25, 2007
(I’m writing this with one eye tied behind my back, so it’ll be short. But oh.so.sweeet.) Ugh, asshats indeed. “She sparkled.” I was going to watch this today but I haven’t gotten a chance to yet. Let me know how it is! $30. Snort. I want to meet you too!
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 24, 2007
Recalls: Tri-Star Toys for choking hazard, Soldier Bear toys for lead poisoning, and off-road motorcycles for fuel leaks. “To appease my baby fix I hold other people’s babies when they stop being newborns.” Go tell Nell some good stories about Lyme disease. One BlogHer hotel has sold out… Go tell Melanie about some things that…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Recalls & warnings: Avandia, and Margaret Holmes Seasoned Turnip Greens kaaakkttthhhffffpppppttttt… Mrs. Flinger had her baby 3 weeks early by emergency c-section — go send your love. Send Schmutzie your cock. Do it. Now. “A friend (whose clothing choices I respect) told me about Value Village.” I love love love this and I totally agree.…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 21, 2007
“Sometimes, and quite often lately, I catch myself thinking, It sure is easy not to have another.” Finding commonality. Beware the first and the last photographs… “You are such a shitstain. I can’t even believe you are still here.” Yikes! Total cautionary tale.
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 20, 2007
“Cashier: *silently checks out my items*” People with no sense of humor are so boring. I laughed! The story behind the ink. Totly LOL.
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, May 19, 2007
The Blogher conference schedule is now online! Oh. So sad. Ditto. (Beautiful post. Made me cry.) Before I had kids I would have thought that this woman was insane. But now I think she should get a Major Award. “You get older, your shrink and your body is scribbly.” “I’m going to tell you something,…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 18, 2007
Recalls: Samara Brothers boys clothing, Mervyn’s girls pants, Shark cartilage capsules (?), kids books, and Currey & Company lamps. I only was able to watch half of this before being scarred for life. If that’s acting, you can just come over with a camera crew right now and watch me talk back to the computer…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 17, 2007
Recalls: Lead in Children’s gardening gloves — give me a break. Also, GE Dishwashers are catching on fire. Seems like a problem. “Hey there, cheap-ass Reverend Bob!” Fuck no. May 17th, are you ready? Learn web development from Shazia! Thank God someone can explain this to me… BWAA HAA HAA HAA!
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 15, 2007
“It’s nice to be gotten.” Just reading this freaked me out! I can’t watch this show either. And visit Thordora. Tell her to come back.
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 14, 2007
Welcome Jennifer’s new baby! I know you’ve been wondering what my favorite Mother’s Day post was. Here you go. (Or maybe it was this one.) Lucky Mommy indeed. And check out the latest book I reviewed. It has amazing things for your kids to learn and do.
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Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 13, 2007
“Dear Lord. That’s how old we are. There it is. Right in our faces. Say Anything and Ghostbusters. Terrific. Way to blend in.” Snort! “So, off I fled in the car determined to get my sweet, sweet dairy fix despite Jay’s sudden shift in mood.” I think Luna needs to meet Lucy! Fist-pumpingly awesome!! Well…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, May 11, 2007
Looking for a job? Do you have “the ability to laugh, and take a compliment as well as an order”? Do you like cookies? “Mama, why you call dat man a juicebox?” I so hope this works out! I’m still giggling about “Captain Nutsack.” Another reason to feel sad and dirty when I think of…