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  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 24, 2008

    Wow, that’s messed up. It’s amazing to me that there are still people like this in the world. Never heard of “Steak and Shake” but it sounds like a real klassy joint. Congratulations! Devious, yes, but my kind of parenting. Snort — Snort — Guffaw! Oh man, freaking ditto.

  • Cat in a dog crate. What? Doesn't everyone do that?

    Our cat Bob is not the smartest cat in the world. In California. In my house. (And I only have one cat.) His brain works much like those in-flight recorders. He’ll remember things up to a point and then the tape loops back and everything more than a few days old is lost. He’s at…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, December 3, 2007

    I loves me some kitteh every day. Happy Hanukkah tomorrow! (And hey, I’m not Jewish, but I have to tell you that my favorite part of this holiday is hearing “The Hanukkah Song.” Makes me laugh until I cry every time. “ALL THREE STOOGES!!” Snort.) KAK! After reading this I want to burn my eyeballs.…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, November 2, 2007

    Beautiful, heartfelt, and cuts through the celebrity bullshit. I think I just wet my pants. Anyone have some tips for getting through insomnia to share with a new mom? (I love typing “new mom” and linking to this particular blog, by the way :) Today’s eBay lesson! Have you been wondering what Karrie formerly of…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, November 1, 2007

    Snort! What a lucky dog :) I know, I know, “be careful what you wish for” but that is hilarious! Mmmmm, Almond Joys. Don’t you love it when kids call your bluff? Me neither. Go help da Moosh’s mama or we all will pay the price! I am completely caught up in Ree’s beautiful love…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, September 10, 2007

    Precisely. Fucking hell, these cats make my day every day. I’ll be honest, the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture wasn’t really “pore cleaner.” And have I mentioned my deep abiding love for Bossy today? Friendship is tough, and I’m a big advocate of whatever works. And I just reviewed a…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 31, 2007

    Ack, I think my heart would stop for a second! Wondering what my dream childhood would have been? Wonder no longer. Snort! Yes, airports suck monkey balls. HA! And I’m still laughing about the black market bazooka. I hate when that happens. What ever happened to quality kitteh, anyway? Recalls: Sara Lee bread and True…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, July 30, 2007

    Be gentle, for it has been many days since my last GRIT post… Hold me. Go support Paige while she stands up for her child. Snort. I love this kind of news. And how can this be wrong when it feels so right? And I am now afraid of my cat. But I agree with…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 17, 2007

    First things first, I need a waffle iron that makes those tiny round waffles like you buy in the frozen section at the store. You know, they come as 4 stuck together? I keep looking online and I’m finding nothing more than Mickey Mouse waffle irons and (god forbid) Belgian waffle makers. I have nothing…

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, June 29, 2007

    Yay, this is making me just so much more excited for Mike’s first day of kindergarten. (Have I mentioned that we’re on a WAIT LIST for our neighborhood PUBLIC school?) Snort! And a quick question: what would you all think about me continuing the guest posts on the weekends? I don’t normally have time to…

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, June 11, 2007

    Ouch! I feel like this right now. I think I just died a little… Whoa, I guess I am old and creepy.

  • I'm back, and my right eye is slightly shorter now.

    Seriously. No joke. The smell of eyeball is foul. And the Valium they gave me ahead of time? Lame. Nothing. It didn’t “take the edge off,” I’ve just been unable to stop yawning for the past 5 hours. And lying in the surgi-recliner waiting for someone who you know is going to blast your eye…

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 24, 2007

    Recalls: Tri-Star Toys for choking hazard, Soldier Bear toys for lead poisoning, and off-road motorcycles for fuel leaks. “To appease my baby fix I hold other people’s babies when they stop being newborns.” Go tell Nell some good stories about Lyme disease. One BlogHer hotel has sold out… Go tell Melanie about some things that…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 20, 2007

    “Cashier: *silently checks out my items*” People with no sense of humor are so boring. I laughed! The story behind the ink. Totly LOL.

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, May 14, 2007

    Welcome Jennifer’s new baby! I know you’ve been wondering what my favorite Mother’s Day post was. Here you go. (Or maybe it was this one.) Lucky Mommy indeed. And check out the latest book I reviewed. It has amazing things for your kids to learn and do.

  • Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 10, 2007

    All I can say is read this post. I don’t have words to describe her bravery. Great link to pediatric medication dosages She definitely makes it look tempting, and it is cheap, but I still don’t think I could work it into my life. A new treatment for Parkinson’s has been approved. “this not works…

  • Go Read It Today, Tuesday, May 8, 2007

    Winner! The random number generator chose the prize-getter for my latest contest. Let’s have a nice round of applause for Thordora! (Email me your mailing address, and I’ll get them to send you your loot!) Karen’s friends are going to Africa to volunteer in a hospital for a month, and they are hoping to get…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, May 6, 2007

    Mommy Bloggers is having a contest where you can win free Blogher registration! Wow, and her little dog too? If you have to get divorced, there are worse ways for it to end up. Kitteh luvs. Did you know Melanie was winning? Congratulations!

  • Go Read It Today, Friday, May 4, 2007

    Recalls: MILK, and those cute Parent’s Magazine toy cell phones. lolcatz on ur ebayz selin u craap “Why does food cost this much?” Loving the kids who require more from us. I liked this book, so go win a copy!

  • Go Read It Today, Monday, April 23, 2007

    Remember last week when I said I was thinking about doing these “Go Read It Today” posts only Monday – Friday? Well, I tried it this weekend and I hated it! They’re going back to a daily schedule AND I’m going to start a new weekly feature on the site as well. I’m thinking I’ll…

  • Go Read It Today, Sunday, April 8, 2007

    Happy Easter “stop lukin i’s layin mah eggz” I don’t know, sounds pretty creative to me! I’m going to Alabama in my mind.