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  • Go Read It Today, Monday, September 3, 2007

    Check out how many people are required to replace the amazing Freddie Mercury. Excellent questions. Go congratulate the hard-working folks over at Maya’s Mom — sweet! Snort! “How fucking long were you watching me? You are worse than Santa.” Oooh, it doesn’t get better than this. I’m going to have to have a chat with…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 23, 2007

    First the Cockroll, then a pussy haircut. Hmmm… :) I wore a uniform for 6 years, but what do you think? “…I am The Boss of the World…” Damn straight. Wow, that would be incredible. “Scientists are astounded.” HA! Ditto. And no, I have no answers. “Getting pregnant hasn’t really ever been our major problem.…

  • Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 25, 2007

    The CPSC is reminding folks that Spring is a good time to make sure your home play areas and equipment are ready for another season. And check out your local park and school for good measure. Snort! Ick! Show of hands: how many of you would blame the internet and not yourselves if you did…

  • Go Read It Today, Saturday, March 24, 2007

    I have recently become obsessed with Maya’s Mom (the web site not the person, you freak) — please friend me so I don’t look like the dork at the bottom of the reject pile!! Shhhhh… everyone… be very quiet… Don’t.spook.the.very.pregnant.lady……… BOO! :) Yes! Why can’t we tolerate other moms who just happen to do things…