Tag: playgroupsarenoplaceforchildren
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Go Read It Today, Monday, March 17, 2008
Seems a lot of you are looking for Megan. She’s back! And bear with me folks, this flu really has a firm hold on me. I’ll be back soon. (And it won’t take 3 months! Sorry Megan, had to say it ;)
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Beautiful. And I couldn’t agree more. «:» Terrifying words: “resistant to sedatives“… «:» Ouch, my mom had that when I was a kid and it is terrible! «:» I weep for this development too. Too soon, too soon! «:» Yes, he’s trying to tell you more vegetable oil! «:» Building great men one at a…
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, January 24, 2008
Wow, that’s messed up. It’s amazing to me that there are still people like this in the world. Never heard of “Steak and Shake” but it sounds like a real klassy joint. Congratulations! Devious, yes, but my kind of parenting. Snort — Snort — Guffaw! Oh man, freaking ditto.
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Go Read It Today, Monday, July 16, 2007
HAWT!!! And ALSO HAWT!!! I have it on good authority that preventing this is a dad’s sole job. So sad, so sad… Something interesting is unfolding here. I’m watching. Join me. Yeah, so if you don’t live near me this will mean nothing to you. But you can still laugh :) Her giving spirit is…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Yes. A revolution I have no problem joining. Oh, good lord. Argh, go comment.
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 21, 2007
Would you like some assistance vomiting today? Then read this. Totally ditto! Excellent! Oooh, a smooshy newborn. Yay! Let’s all pitch in and get Karly a scanner. I really need to see this. Yay — I love good news. Have I mentioned my new blog in the past five minutes? No? Ok, so head on…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Um. Wow. I remember this feeling very well. Please hang in there. Very good advice. OH THE HUMANITY. I disagree. I like to get my Jesus on with sweaty speed freaks. Yeah. Bull shit indeed.
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, June 14, 2007
Recall: Lots of Thomas the Tank Engine Trains for lead paint, Nordstrom sandals, Nordstrom children’s jackets, and ASKO dishwashers for fire hazard. This is a post I hope Mike can relate to when he’s an adult. Mrs. F: you rock! Ditto. Also see: white toddler clothes, and white kid clothes. I understand. It is not…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, June 12, 2007
“Let’s call somebody. Baby brudder’s here.” I dare you to do this monthly. It would crack me up every time! My advice involved teeth-kicking-in… Got anything better? Cross your fingers here for many reasons.
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Go Read It Today, Monday, June 4, 2007
Recalls: Toothpaste. Go smell Thordora’s latest event. I think that the title says it all. I just love this strict following of the list! A good question. Search party? Whoo hoo!
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Go Read It Today, Thursday, May 31, 2007
Recalls: Fisher Price baby swings for entrapment hazard, toy drums for LEAD. The current recipient of my hatred. “She is ulurgik to dog’s and cat’s.” Go share your colic tips. Argh, I get this too and it makes me insane(er). Oh, made me cry too. I’m tense just having read this. The RSS feed of…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Recalls: Lead and lead in kid’s jewelry. I am exceedingly tired of reporting this. Also recalled: Marinated Herring from IKEA. (How do I type the sound of a cat coughing up a hairball? Anyone have an old Garfield cartoon and can look that up for me?) I’m afraid I’m gonna need some photographic evidence after…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, May 14, 2007
Welcome Jennifer’s new baby! I know you’ve been wondering what my favorite Mother’s Day post was. Here you go. (Or maybe it was this one.) Lucky Mommy indeed. And check out the latest book I reviewed. It has amazing things for your kids to learn and do.
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, May 9, 2007
“But when it comes to my own speech and behavior, I turn into a freakshow of panic and despair.” Hilarious video in honor of Nurses Week! “Wow. I’m going to have a baby tomorrow.” Good luck! “And he said he would be looking for cysts or polyps or tumors – TUMORS! – that might be…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, April 30, 2007
First of all, the idea of boarding preschool crossed my mind yesterday, and that pretty much sums up my Sunday afternoon. Go do a tap dance or something for Jennifer. Go see if Archer is feeling any better. “BUT, HER BOOBS! THEY’RE GONE! HOW CAN SHE BE BREASTFEEDING A BABY LIKE THAT?!” Assvice at its…
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Go Read It Today, Saturday, April 28, 2007
Jennifer is out of the hospital and doing well! What a great story of people who were meant to be together. And today’s cry is courtesy of Andria. Amalah’s smackdown this week is unusual and very moving. Check it out. I agree — why would you assume you’d be able to bring a baby to…
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Go Read It Today, Friday, April 27, 2007
Alert: Jennifer is in the hospital and may need surgery for a kidney stone! Recalls: Snowmobiles, electric heaters. (They waited until the end of April for these??) Paige, I’m sorry to say that you’ve fallen in with some humorless folks. “This water is too hot! It’s burning my footwrists!” Are you web-talented? Looking for work?…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Whoa, twins then sextuplets. I’m with Antique Mommy on this one. I’d say that loss of desire for blog reading is a pretty good indicator that something is up! Thordora is having a hard time. Stop by and lend an ear. I think that this post is all part of a complex plot to make…
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Go Read It Today, Monday, April 23, 2007
Remember last week when I said I was thinking about doing these “Go Read It Today” posts only Monday – Friday? Well, I tried it this weekend and I hated it! They’re going back to a daily schedule AND I’m going to start a new weekly feature on the site as well. I’m thinking I’ll…
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Go Read It Today, Wednesday, April 18, 2007
Product recall-apalooza: Dog treats for salmonella, Shrek headbands for stabbing hazard, Life is Good / RedEnvelope kid sweatshirts for drawstring strangulation, Disney footy PJs for burn hazard, and nearly ONE MILLION pieces of kid jewelry for high lead levels. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN: JUST DON’T BUY KID JEWELRY, OK? I don’t know nothin’ about birthin’…
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Go Read It Today, Tuesday, April 10, 2007
OK, who has the crown? Please mail it to Jessica — it’s her turn this week. Congratulations! I wonder if the fact that the boy in this story is eleven is what is causing the problem? Maybe the laws cover older kids? Either way, it is a terribly sad situation. A botched massage? How disappointing!…