Tag: work
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I apologize to any coworkers I scared the crap out of today
You may recall that last May I had my eyes lasered into occular perfection. It was a great experience, and the left side of my life has been radically changed for the better. The right side, however, has been driving me batty. The vision in my left eye is so amazing and cyborgy that anything…
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Let's all play Name That Disorder!
Clearly I have some sort of mental illness that is causing me to sit at my desk today with these two songs on a constant loop. Personally, I believe the disorder should be named “Holy Funk, I have a lot of work to do.” What’choo got? Update: I see from the comments that I was…
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Every workday I pass the basket of evil. Every workday this year I have wished it dead.
But I want you to see it too so you can tell me something… WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS? Do they think it is “nice”? Do they think they’re “helping people”? Can you “hear” the sarcasm in my voice through the use of “air quotes”? I walk past this basket every time I get up…
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Old-fashioned Sudafed is making me punchy and loopy. But how will you notice the difference?
I’m all hopped up on Sudafed and I can’t really string thoughts together today, so this will be a stream of consciousness post. I know, those are about as interesting to read as those irritating “here’s what I dreamt last night” posts, so I won’t be hurt if you decide to come back tomorrow to…
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She can't take it any more, Captain, she's breaking up!
Monday and Tuesday I worked at home with Chip. At the same time I started to feel more rested. Today I’m back in the office and I could take a nap RIGHT NOW. Coincidence? I think not. This is sad because my job involves sitting at my desk and typing. Like blogging, but they pay…
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SAHHHHHHHHHHM
I know being a stay at home mom isn’t all peaches and cream, but today it is really appealing. Please leave comments about how horrible it is so I won’t quit my 75% time job and bankrupt my family. No pressure on you or anything.